Friday, February 03, 2006

Yoga Mystery: The Tree of Fitness

In my research I have stumbled upon the following mystery: (please visit www.treeoffitness.com for more)






And finally, for the outdoor enthusiast:



What I want to know is why? How? This is a complex issue for our times.

27 comments:

postmoderndebunker said...

Why the heels?

mountain man said...

PD. I don't know. Stripper heels, a bikini, and a horsey face of forced smiling in the manner of a demented spokesmodel. I am stunned and it's making me want to milk cows, just for contrast. I could sit on a small stool and tug on the udders, creating a soothing acoustic phenomenon with the spray hitting the imaginary metal pail. I am so misunderstanding of reality.

How could this need to be?

postmoderndebunker said...

Udderly incomprehensible!
Yes, she is demented to the extreme and needs a little kick in the backyard--when it is in mid-air.

As for cow milking...I want in on the fun.

w.w. said...

horse face, yes, and a smile perhaps in order to cover obvious wedgy issues?

Corny said...

What is Nancy Kerrigans Norwegian cousin doing to that rock?!
And just when I was slowly mustering the will to turn away from my computer, this has to happen!
Thanks MM, this is going to be another 3-8 hours of my life you owe me!

Thumbody said...

ith that Mooseths girlfriend Ethyl ?

mountain man said...

I am sorry Corny!!! I will pay you back in puppets.

WW, those wedgy issues are not covered. They are accentuated by the disappearing upper lip smile problem. So many problems. It's the argument against any form of physical activity. Right?

mountain man said...

Thumbody, your lisp is endearing, however, I do not know this Ethyl. Is she a chemical of some kind?

Scrunchee said...

I am back, not in velvet form, but cotton softness, creating an alarming terminus to the braid of this stripper-yoga-trannie goddess.

Thumbody said...

Ethyl went to Riverdale high thkool and wath a friend of Veronica Betty, Archie and Reggie. She wathn't in the cool clique but thee wasn't hated either

mountain man said...

Thumbody, do I know you from the community center?

Corny said...

Please factor in that the second pose demonstrates her past as a debutant.

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pd said...

This horse-faced yogi is a cross between Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.

Thumbody said...

Thadly we have not yet met... I know the Cornball, we played on the tham table tennith team once, the Brooklyn Top thpinners

sloth said...

MM, that bottom pic is a freakout & prompts yet more questions... is she using the boulder as a giant, full-body pumice stone? Why is there an orange bandage on her ear? Did she scrape it off in the process? How did she make her hair fly out at an angle like that? Is she superhuman?

USB said...

Dear MM:
Did the photo of the pole exercises not get on the website...? and what exactly were you doing viewing www.treeof fitness?

Agreed, definitely stripper heels. The flowered bikini-curious fashon choice there..

And who took the photos ? Hmmmm.
Much prefer the figures in the paintings from yesterday...Love each for their unique qualities...

digit said...

Hey Thumbody... let's thumb-wrestle!

Chimney Sweep said...

That woman is terrifying. I'm sorry but she might turn me gay.

Mountain Man said...

USB, I found her by googling the word "twist." I cannot help what I find, that is part of the power and the glory of the kingdom of google.

She raises many questions, Sloth, yes. None of them can truly be answered so she is like Jesus in some ways.

charred bark said...

Let's set her on fire

fairy butler said...

mm, i just want you to know how much i LOVE these photos. I will treasure them. stitch them inside the lining of my stomach LOVE.

thumbody said...

Leths bury her up to her neck in the dethert and thet her on fire.

Mountain Man said...

FB, it gives me the fires of happiness to please you in this manner. I cannot wait to see them stitched inside your stomach, what a great idea.

The Capt'n said...

MM, how can you do this to me???

postmoderndebunker said...

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postmoderndebunker said...

I so tired. Hope you get better soon MM!!