Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Ether Notes

1. Headed back to the dentist today. Turns out I am in possession of "dry socket." Pain, exposed bone, badness.

2. Quotes from Bud Wise:

"Trees are the MOST spiritual thing a person can draw." Agreed, Bud!

On explaining a family snapshot brought to class "This is the dog that my parents got to try to teach me how to walk. He had a lot of skin problems. He didn't really teach me. I still can't walk very well....what I like best about this photo is the stain above the dog."

On returning to class from break...high pitched humming, hands raised in conductor's position. "Are you ok?" I asked. "YES. I just needed to get centered."

Meanwhile, his drawings were incredible yesterday. I am telling you. This kid's a keeper.

45 comments:

mountain man said...

Juicy kittens are on my back. They are made of molten sweet pink chew chew. Their paws are tap-tap massaging me. My atheism is waning. I am turning Pagan.

sloth said...

MM!! so sorry to hear you have hurts. that is deeply unfair, after what you have been through already.

Possible law suit material?

I am developing a vicarious crush on Bud Wise.

fairy butler said...

Do you have to do something special now with the dry socket thing? is it killing you? i worry.

Corny said...

MM I'm sorry to hear about your Dry socket. AAARgue!!! As your doctor I order you take 1000 Mg. of Fukitol® and return to a horozontal position.

Jesus said...

Sloth, I thought you loved Sushi Blameful, how fickle.

sloth said...

jesus, it is sometimes the case that Sloth is sexually aroused by just about everyone. Is that a sin?

postmoderndebunker said...

I have the same affliction Sloth and it is killing me.

postmoderndebunker said...

Sorry, MM, about the dry socket. I think you need to have a hot pocket!

Anonymous said...

or a pocket rocket.

w.w. said...

can't they lube your socket?

jesus said...

No, my daughter, sexual excitation is natural and Godly. It is just the public display of genitalia or incessant philandering that will keep you out of heaven.

krixfort said...

holy crap MM, hope they are giving you the fine meds for that. My moms got the dry socket once and she assured me over and over that it was painful as hell.

I am laser beaming thoughts of "get well soon" to you.

sloth said...

jesus fucking christ, Jesus. I guess I'm going straight to hell...

By the way, do you think you could arrange to NOT have my bosom friend Mountain Man's tooth socket to be hurty?? Huh????

sweet jesus said...

I can arrange that SLoth...if you sell your soul to the devil now. We don't like your kind around here.

sloth said...

Um, can I do that twice in one lifetime? Sloths have multiple souls, kind of like cats and lives ...

Mountain Man said...

Why is Jesus coming down so hard on innocent, sexual Sloth?

Back from dentist. Yes, infection called dry socket. 5% of people who get their wisdoms pulled get it and I am lucky enough to be one. We are talking pain upon pain. Antibiotics plus percocets for the next 7 days. They gave me 2 pennicillin and 1 thumb-size percocet in the office a few hours ago and I CAN STILL FEEL THE MOUTH HURTS.

Yes. And not only that but I just talked to my mom and she was mean to me. Fuck this shit. I'm packing up and heading to outer space. I have had it. Jesus, I hope not to see you there. You sound like a real asshole.

sloth said...

MM, I think you should follow Dr. Corny's advice about the Fukitol® and sleeps. Nurse Sloth also prescribes a soothing kitten bath.

Mountain Man said...

Is that where the kitties lick me with their sandy tongues? Cuz I could handle that. I am so mad I want to bite something.

Not you Sloth!!!! Sloth sometimes I find myself thinking for no reason about how cute you are. Cute Sloth with nice shiny fur. Nice sweet face and generous ways. Sometimes I think, what can I do to repay Sloth for just being Sloth? Do you like candy bars? I can get you some.

sloth said...

MM, you are the sweetest MM. Don't worry about Slothy ... just rest and get better, and allow the kitties to puff you back to life (but since you asked, Mounds®!!!!!)

Sweet Lord Above said...

I was going to open the gates of Heaven for you MM, but if you wanna dis me, as they say, that's fine.

Mountain Man said...

Sweet Lord, are you the same as Jesus? For some reason I didn't think so. I am not sorry I dissed Jesus, for it was fun. Jesus. Hey Jesus, I kick you in the kidney. Whatcha gonna do about it?

sloth said...

I spray you with my skunk-like scent glands!

Sweet Lord said...

I am like Jesus, only better. The new and improved version, if you will, but we compare notes all the time.

Mountain Man said...

I am pro-pharisee. I just realized this.

Punches said...

So you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ...prove to me that you're devine--change my water into wine!

X's for Eyes said...

Yeah and wake me up from the deaths. I am roadkill. And so angry to be so.

jesus said...

"devine"? Punches, your Drunkes.
I am the Lord Saviour and have the hots for Sloth, even if she is a little on the easy side.

jesus said...

We have an entire section in Heaven for our flattened furry friends.

sloth said...

Jesus, let's do dirty things together!

sloth said...

We could borrow some stuff from Corny's blog.

jesus said...

Like wash people's feet?

sloth said...

whatever turns you on, big guy...

Shirley Preston said...

Jesus, I love you too. Remember? We met at that party the other night. I frosted your hair with an at-home set. I love you deeply.

Shirley Preston said...

I need special love too, just like Sloth. Sloth, can you share Jesus's Magic with me? There are ways of life built around these ideas.

Punches Pilot said...

C'mon king of the jews! Hey are you scared of me Christ, Mr. Great Jesus Christ...prove to me that you're no fool--walk across my swimming pool.

jesus said...

Look Punches, I am not into confrontation or gamesmanship, and Shirley, I don't date WASPs, no way, never. It is something about the jaw clenching; it really irritates me.

Shirley Preston said...

Oh Jesus I am fairly disappointed in this. My jaw is very loose but it's your decision, you are in control of pretty much everything, from what I understand. I hope you are happy with your new look (the highlights).

: )

Anonymous said...

Religion was not something I expected to find on this blog. I don' tknow what to think.

Mary Magdeline said...

I don't know how to love him. He's a man--he's just a man...

Peter, Paul, Judas, et al said...

What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin. What's the buzz, tell me what's happenin.

postmoderndebunker said...

I thought this blog was a religion!

sloth said...

Yes, PD, and MM = the god of this blog.

sloth said...

Sorry, that was confusing. Should have said:

"Yes, PD! And MM = the god of this blog."

Punctuation is IMPORTANT.

sloth said...

MM, do you require confessions? 'Cuz i have lots. Your ears will curl.

Mountain Man said...

Yes. Absolutely, confessions. My ears are curling in the manner of the elves, curling and stretching out to pinpoints in anticipation of learning your dirty secrets.