Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Stumpy



Oh stumpy you are so beautiful, like a sentence fragment or threadbare undies. You are cut into and unfinished with gnarling stringy bottoms. The day before this passed thankfully albeit overly slowly. Today is for coin collection and eating of vegetable diet, for the diet has been starch and meats for too many hours in a row. (Ouch, right?) Not even seeds have been consumed, not even dirts. The inside is as rough and tumble as the outside, there are porpoises jumping and crashing keeping the tumults awake. Malformed thoughts are the starch of yesterday. Giggling is the vegetable fit of today.

Good day, peepers.

20 comments:

mountain man said...

My hands are swelling and getting pink like pork chops, which I dreamed of in the night. I am attracted to meats so much lately. It is like Rosemary's Baby. I hope I do not birth a wolf.

Mindy said...

I am Mindy from the darkest reaches of the universe.

Corny said...

I don't mind vegs if they're in a meat form, Veggie meat balls and stuff. Your hands sound delicious, is there apple sause under your fingernails?

mountain man said...

Yes Corny, there is. Delicious fresh apple sauce mingling with the dirts and debris in the nails... mucho in the way of spice.

Veg is better when mashed into meat shapes. I agree.

Sushi Blameful said...

Much glorious tendrils, many lucky cuts. Stump root light fire inner eye. This logger blameless; much sun on his back.

mountain man said...

Sushi I would never want to blame a logger, male or female. How are your tendrils and sticky rices this morning? Are you dazed and dreaming of meats as I am? Just curious.

porpoise of eternity said...

clickity clack click whistle MM.

fairy butler said...

Hi MM. i like the stump. i like meat. i like veg. i no like birth wolf.

Porpoise of Thigh said...

Porpoise of Eternity, are we related? Clickity Clack to you. I am thrashing about.

Shirley Preston said...

I am phobic of the dolphin and the porpoise. I believe they are emanations from the devil's groin.

porpoise of eternity said...

Porpoise of thigh, I have spent some time researching my *click* geneology and unfortunately we are not related. I am a distant cousin of Porpoise of Purpose, a ver self directed and ambitious individual.

Porpoise of Thigh said...

I am saddened. I lack purpose and any other positive attribute. Good day to you, however.

sloth said...

Stumpy, is there not a prosthetic that you can don for handi-capability? Tell sloth: what is stump-love like? Is it itchy? tickley? bitey?

Dead said...

I am receding into the non-portion. Good bye.

Stumpy said...

It is definitely tangly, definitely bitey. Gnarly bits get caught in a web of mating ritual. Sloth might like it.

sloth said...

yes, definitely, Log being hollow and all.

krixfort said...

euuuuwww, sloth. gross.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hi MM. I am so sluggish it ain't funny. I needs me some sasparilla martinis.

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