Monday, October 31, 2005

Oh Oh Oh



The gnarled tangly bits got me all tied up in them and I got stuck and I half liked it and half disliked it and now here I am back in bed as though nothing happened. Happy Halloween. I am celebrating in the best way I know how: lying down.

Shhhhh. The plague is coming, it smells like maple syrup.

13 comments:

Chimney Sweep said...

So Mountain Man, are you saying that you did not participate in the candy gathering festivities? You did not take part in hijinx?

Mountain Man said...

No hijinx. Only the lowest form of jinxing took place. How about you Chimney Sweep? What did you do?

fairy butler said...

i dodged the maple syrup last night...and the eggs, the ghoulers. final relaxation took place.

underwear noodle said...

i am dodging nothing, containing nothing. i am in something special.

blase said...

it is time to chunck the skunk

Fallen Face said...

What do you mean? Who is that? I am so rainy and confused inside. My bundles are rumbling. I ordered some gefilte fish for the afternoon malaise.

blase said...

meaning: i am combing my hair into a topsy turvy fin, applying a white stripe and putting on my doc martens today.

Chimney Sweep said...

I had to work Mountain Man so I was not able to participate in the ghoulishness.

taxidermied bat said...

I paraded about stiffly. Everyone wanted to touch my wings.

Mountain Man said...

Chimney, were there many many dirty chimneys last night? I got home from work at 9 and just needed to go to bed. As is usually my wont. I am a sad specimen, in case you didn't realize it.

Hey battypants. You smell nice today.

sloth said...

mm. you are SO not a sad specimen, rather a breathtaking Mountain of Man! early to bed is the best mode for the important business of life. Also, it's getting dark ridiculously early these days - almost full-on hibernation time.

Chimney Sweep said...

Sloth, do sloths hibernate? I am curious.

Yes MM, there are tons of dirty chimneys where I live. There is plenty of work for all the Chimney Sweeps.

mountain man said...

Chimney Sweep you need to reveal more of your soul. Who and what are your wants and needs? Would you like to play chicken or doctor? I have needs that I cannot now articulate. I am too foaming at the mouth, this physiological urgency distracts me from the dismemberment plan of wanting to know. Are you from the hinterlands?