Evil eyes of misplacement, disembodied in the fortuitous cyber-regions, leaving the visages from which they came, all messed up and misfiring, a blight of horror on the disintegrating whole. Beware of the eyes. They are not the eyes of newness, they are the eyes of redness, of the devil.
21 comments:
You are weird. Are you really a man? I like you.
I like you too, but I am not a pervert.
Dear Paul,
I believe I had you confused with someone else when I wrongfully referred to you as a pervert. Please accept my apologies. I will be guided accordingly from now on.
In the meantime I hope you can share more about yourself. Such as: what are your deformities, are you very exciting, do you like gravy...I don't know.
Kisses,
MM
PS - Thank you for saying you like me. It is very soothing to my low self esteem.
I am swooping in to breathe fire onto the tangled hairs of everyone I know. Hi!!!! Even though I may not really exist.
Tonight I am going to take the devil's pledge. Devil, I will pledge my heart and soul to you forever. I am looking forward to it.
MM please do not go to the devil. You may get anal warts.
MM please do not go to the devil. You may get anal warts.
MM, you know the devil has good fun, which is worth it despite the warts. Could you take a picture of the ass of the devil for sloth? Who is now obsessed with very bright red asses. Thank you.
Hi Slothy. I am in love with bright red asses, I couldn't agree more. Spank spank is the way of focus and intensity.
I am afraid of anal warts but will proceed with caution.
now that you mention bright red asses, I must tell you that I dreamt of monkeys last night. Do you think it is coincidence?
hi mm! i hope the kids are behaving themselves. my insides are feeling major gravity. how are yours doing?
Not good. It's not good. The insides or the kids. Thanks for asking. I have splitting headache and want to split the kids into little pieces. No offense. They are killing me.
no! i am sorry to hear the kids are fouling. it may be time to administer the punishments.
MM! sorry to hear you are ailing. would student-mash on toast help a mite? I hear it's good.
please use me in a potion to administer to the kids. It will affect their behavior when it matters.
Thank you for your kind wishes. Yes to fragmentation and slicing. Yes. I am dwindled and drained. More fraudulent conveyances of information due for tomorrow. More suffering through yawns and doodling, lack of concern for reality and lack of attention paying. It tires.
Thanks Mountain Fellow for your apology. I am glad you know I am not a typical perv.
More later.
the most narcissistic thing i ever said to a woman was, "if you look into my eyes you can see the history poetry summing up into a sonnet for you." gross.
-assneck
Assneck, is your neck really like that? And why would you say such a thing. I am not sure I get the gist of the meaning of it. Maybe you are not so gross? Maybe you just have brown smears on you?
dear why. i am sure i said that out of a desperate insecurity and desire to impress her. it was gross. as for the brown smears, i hope i don't have them but it is not out of the realm of possibility. last night i was folding my laundry only to discover an anonoymous pair of tighty whiteys with light skids. note to self...make sure the washers at the laundromat are empty before use.
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