Tuesday, September 06, 2005

My Foot Foot


I cannot help it if my foot enthusiasm could not be contained and has turned to mutation: malleability was always the goal. I am hallucinating weedy grasses, flocks of low-flying crows and the valves of the men who came before who may have been women. There is an eagerness in my groin, my inner cavity. I glow a chunky orange from within, in the way of the Romantic Poets. My desires are for intimacy and unearthly pleasantries. I am working hard and attempting to keep my disorders in full check-out. Cheers to me and my new foot!

12 comments:

crispies said...

My footfoot needs cavities not dentists. My mouth is shut about your needs but my shoe keeps falling off. OOPS! Feet can be itchy for reasons other than fungi.

Dear Mr M,
Please post more images of your feet. Puleeeze!
xo,
Ms C

Sammy No Hands said...

We live in feeble times. I wish I was living in the 1830's. I for one am not a super duper fan of hygiene anyway (hard without hands).

Your foot looks sick-sexy.

Declining Aerobics Teacher said...

MM, I would love to get you into my fitness class. We wear high top Reebocks and jump about in the classic sense. My feeling is that you would thrive in this environment. We like to twirl our tummies, twirl them into a fitter state. Please come and invite your friends.

ingrown said...

Yum! what a very attractive foot. it makes me crave day old corn. MM are you a mono pod?

Xian Kung Pao said...

Cut off a bit of the foot, peel and mince and add to any stir fry dish for some true asian magic!

levarak said...

Pow! what a glamorous foot. MM, please do tell what your diet consits of to achieve such a lovely shade of yellow?

XKP said...

day old corn is a welcome ingredient in any lard nar.

krixfort said...

dearest MM,
I would like to bite thine foot.

Thanks,
krixfort

hammy said...

This foot seems jaundiced.... It may need poultices fpr softness.

Heart As Arena said...

A whole new toe jam. Open up and pull it through.

Mountain Man said...

What I would like to say to you all is YES take a little piece of my yellow crud-foot!!! I have so much love and rubbing to give and take. Jaundice, yes. Corn, yes. Fellowship of the brethren of toe jam, yes.

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