Wednesday, September 21, 2005

My Darling Tricia




I want to love you but I don't know how. I am ready, in the position of surrender to love, but I am nude and you are not and we are separated by the glass bar of conventional love in the ultra-clean pool of consciousness. Your name is Tricia. I have fallen for you big-time. This is my dream.

71 comments:

sloth said...

o ecstatic, chlorinated bliss!

mountain man said...

Hi Sloth. Isn't this the cleanest type of sexual confrontation you can imagine? It is for me.

Person said...

Yes it's clean, yes it could be cleaner. What about a clorox bath?

sloth said...

The force of his passion is frothing the water...

sloth said...

... like a human cappucino machine!

Pierre said...

Tu es fou comme une choux. Ah bon, et a bientot.

Mountain Man said...

My love grows sudsier and more expectant every moment. I am eager to protrude from the ripples. Tricia. Please respond to my desires.

Tricia said...

I am sorry, I don't wish to touch you. You seem quite too dir-ty.

Anonymous said...

MM, if it doesn't work out with Tricia, please call me.

Mountain Man said...

Anonymous, I am always looking for more love but if I don't know your name I can't call you. Please reveal yourself. What kind of undies do you wear? Are you part dog or 100% human?

Anonymous said...

I am too shy to say. But my ears are quite silky, truth be told.

Bob said...

Tricia, you play hard to get, but my bet is that you are one loose slut.

Phil said...

The spiraling patterns of the shell are imprinted on your inner pelvis. The pelvis is the emblem of past and future.

ham paw said...

Touched by the holy spirit. This is the awakening

Phil said...

Ham Paw, do you like to eat tunafish during sexual anointment?

ham paw said...

Smoked salmon works best for annoiting with the oils.

ham paw said...

tuna fish is coarse and pedestrian. It is not oily enough.

Phil said...

Smoked Salmon is delicious and pink. Salty and slimy in the best ways. However tunafish is a part of my lexicon, a part of my moral code. It represents hope for the future, without forgetting to acknowledge the past.

Phil said...

I want to slice up flesh and cure and smoke it like salmon. I want to eat it with tomatoes. I want to imprint oils from my fingertips onto windowpanes. I would like to say "hi" and "you are nice" in code.

Ghost said...

Phil you are truculent. Ham Paw, what is your drink of choice? Beware of mercury in smoked salmon.

fairy butler said...

there is nothing better than a tuna sandwich in the high school gymnasium pool - - especially when it is combined with the pole. 100% metallic ecstasy.

Phil said...

I agree, metallic ecstasy, well put.

ham paw said...

mercury is more often in tuna, as it is a much larger fish.
My drink of choice is pig urine. Thanks for your concern!

sloth said...

Pig urine is superb; it is a tasty, steeped reduction of all the delicious heavy metals and pesticides of the trash/compost heap. Why stop at mercury? Might as well go all the way.

Victor said...

I am shuddering at the fortitude it would require to drink such a concoction. Very brave.

mountain man said...

I am a bundle of sticks today. A leaky boat. My hairs are sagging, pointing downward like thousands of small black arrows. They are pointing to the warm areas below ground, just out of reach, the areas of hovercrafts and windchimes. The areas of jaunty clangs and micronations.

fairy butler said...

mm, will you create a painting of hovercrafts, windchimes,and micronations? through your psychic pain you have birthed a fabulous tableau.

second idea: crocheted windchime. the windchime is a neglected sculptural form, wouldn't you agree hp?

fairy butler said...

ruh roh, getting obsessed with this crocheted windchime idea.

mountain man said...

Do it, FB. Crochet everything.

sloth said...

FB, you are on a roll with the great ideas. Can't wait to see them take shape.

MM, good luck with the whippersnappers this afternoon!

dewey said...

Yes, FB just do it--that's what I say. Do it til you're satisfied--whatever it is.

Mountain Man said...

I finished my terror tour around Chelsea...success as all charges were infected with rabies as I bit into them one by one in the neck. There are now several foaming, fanged young adults rabble-rousing around the galleries, leaving sooty turd piles behind them. I am proud and relieved.

fairy butler said...

too many ideas, and I don't know how to crochet. too much beige. maybe i could secretly crochet under my desk?

Anonymous said...

Rabid teens are sexy.

pd said...

Wow...you managed to take the critters to Chelsea? You are very strong to withstand that torture MM.

art critic of the universal travesties said...

UGH! Chelsea sucks. I hate it so much. Trash, trash, trash. icky-poo, icky-poo.

Mountain Man said...

It was only somewhat heinous in actuality.

I'd like to say that the Monique Prieto show was surprisingly great.

Marcel Dzama can disappear down the toilet. I am tired of his namby pamby cute tortures. He stinx.

Mountain Man said...

This is tremendously cursory....but in other news:

Sue Williams takes a turn for the boring
Lisa Sanditz makes competent but cliche-ridden funworlds
Yoshitomo Nara...YAWN, serious yawn
Adam Cvyanovic (can never spell it) makes a kick ass panorama of disaster in suspended anti-gravitational ecstasty. Well done, esp. the back room.
Brian Belott - kitties and glitter...I am somewhat of a sucker for this, even though I know it can be a problem.

pd said...

Well I saw the Prieto and could not disliked it sooooo much that I ran outta there. Didn't see much else. I am in a state if non-interest lately, as far as galleries go.

pd said...

sorry for my bad posting...please ignore the "could not"

Thank you very much.

ham paw said...

I'm with you on the Dzama. Please make the treacle stop.
I'm glad you have infected the kids. Sounds righteous!!

sloth said...

mm, congrats on your virulent sojourn! xo.

fairy butler said...

where is brian belott. i MUST investigate this. i think i know it... and loved it...if it is what I am thinking of. I am curious to see the M. Prieto show. I looked at it online here at biege - very different. i used to hate.

sanditz show... i was kind of eh. i was sooo excited about it but it kinda let me down.

you are cracking me up about dzama. someone needs to hide his colored pencil box.

Mountain Man said...

PD, Monique Prieto...look again? Really it took a minute to adjust but then when I realized what she was doing, I was really excited. It is really different.

FB, Brian Bellott is at Stux. Horrendous Orlan in the front. Run through the Orlan with a scarf over your eyes. In the back are fun books he's intervened with and some good drawing/collages and some bad ones. All in all, I kind of like. Not love. I am curious to know what you think.

HP...I'd take your much more tenderly drawn sufferings ANY DAY over Dzama. I feel nothing when I look at his work. Just "huh."

Slothy, I am sorry I missed you. I just received a body hair softening treatment and smell enhancement, a musk-like saturation has gone into my pores and what emanates is pure MANLINESS. Yeow.

hammy said...

thanks MM! Marcel needs to SLOW DOWN, dontcha think? Then again, maybe he is saving up for his retirement.

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fire up the rock

sloth said...

MM, did Tricia administer the treatment? It must be really smelly. yum.

postmoderndebunker said...

Hey MM. How's the hair?

clefty said...

The saturation treatment is complete. I am infused with trepidation and longing for crocheted relics and smoked meates.

clefty said...

and smoked meats.

and maybe smoked mates.

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Vim, maybe you need some neuropeptides? I believe there is a store that sells them on the upper west side.

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