Thursday, July 21, 2005

Blart Show #2









64 comments:

Sushi Blameful said...

Most Feminine. Many Communiions, Mountain Man. Colors, peoples, natures bring luck. Decorative sun very bright. Ecstaticly.

mountain man said...

Thank you SB. I am grinding myself into buckets of dumped out fractions this morning, I am subsumed into math.

fairy butler said...

LOOOVVVEEEEE!!!!! what is the third down? can't place it, but feel like i know. love love love. thank you mm.

i have a bunch of craps to do here at beige since I did virtually nothing yesterday. hope to be back later!

mountain man said...

1. arthur dove
2. lorenzetti brothers
3. thomas trosch
4. james ensor
5. Shaker Gift drawing
6. Jockum Nordstrom
7. Tantric drawing
8. Robert Delaunay
9. Fra Angelico

Thanks FB!!! Glad you likey. I like you. Don't get fired now, you little office nudist.

PD said...

The best one yet, MM!! Sooooooo many hearts to you!! Love the Dove and the Trosch and well, everything!!!!

fairy butler said...

i will need to look into this trosch. do not know. yay to his painting though! ok, hangover receeding. working now....

mountain man said...

Hi PD. I am deeply in love with you this morning and so is my friend Herman as well as Bleet and Shepherd of the Morning and Sammy No Hands. All deeply in love with PD.

mountain man said...

OH FB! You must get to know him. I cannot believe you don't, he is so up your alleyway, as they say. Very Florine Stettheimer with geometric fun and lots of thick yummy paint glops. I too have the hangover. Had probably nine bottles of wine to myself. Came home late and messed up. Realized that the area I live in is like Mardi Gras every night, deep into the night. I want to die sometimes, can't walk around without harrassment and evil feelings of wanting to shoot people, most especially girls in backless tops and boys in packs wearing similar collared shirts without being gay. If you were gay I could accept you.

Bleet said...

PD I am a puppet for your madness, the fruition of your love. It is time to dance the quiet dance of death on the rotting raft. There is danger of drowning, this is part of the fun. I peer over the edge into the snakey waters and although I am hideous to myself, I am desirous to hold hands with others.

Gorgon said...

My one eye is blinking fast and filling up with teardrop-shaped icicles. The chills are coming, I am needing to harden up.

pd said...

Yes FB--Trosch is your man! Very fun and buttery.

I am jealous that you guys have hangovers...I was in bed by 10pm last night. I had a touch of the coma, and no wine.

mountain man said...

PD, there is nothing to be jealous of. The wine makes the face look sallow and sunken, sleep is happy for the slab-self.

mountain man said...

Bleet you are getting yourself into deep trouble.

Corduroy Heart said...

I am soft and loving of everything today, even the scarification practices.

PD said...

I am deeply in love with you too, MM. You make me feel less like coma.

nobody said...

wow.

i don't understand, but am envisioning colorful bears.

mountain man said...

Colorful bears are the fabric of the future. Thank you for saying something, the brain.

Fog said...

I'm coming to get you, Brain, Watch out! Watch your cortex!

postmoderndebunker said...

Trying to work at the beige, but want to blog, blog, blog.

mountain man said...

Blog PD. It is soothing for the groin.

Sexual Predator said...

My head is killing me.

mountain man said...

Sexual Predator, how have you been?

postmoderndebunker said...

yes, I can feel my groin muscles loosening...

Preston said...

I can help your groin, PD.

mountain man said...

Preston, I have missed your disgusting and ratty ways. Have you showered recently? Are you misbegotten? Satisfied? Please tell of your rampant adventures in the area of the groin.

sloth said...

Hooray, MM! Outstanding collecion of the arts. Trosch is new to Sloth too. Very wonderful. Big hug!

mountain man said...

Hi Sloth! I heart you today. You are lovely and worthy of worship and fun of the highest order. May sprinkles of silliness befall your sweet head and hair today. May your fur be smoothed with pearl teeth.

Warning Sign said...

Lurking in the promise of shadowy tomorrows is the idea that you hate yourself because you are vile and yuck-ridden.

sloth said...

Funny you should say pearl teeth, MM. Sloth received a new bionic tooth this a.m.

sloth said...

Warning sign, begone of yourself.

Preston said...

I have had fewer adventures in the groin area due to the intense heat of summer. Sweat is so unappetizing in the nether region sometimes.

krixfort said...

I am with FB today. Must dispose of cube piles.

I am liking the Dove, Trosch and especially Jockum Nordstrom. I am not familiar with any of them. Thanks for the intro MM. You are tops in my book!

fairy butler said...

congrats on the special new toother sloth! now you can gnaw through the concrete to get under the floorboards. yes! i cannot resist the blog. bad, but good. Jockum nordstrum is king drawer.

Felicity said...

Arf arf arf arf arf I am eating nails, they are rough on my tongue, rougher on my tonsils. I am FILLED WITH LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moist Valve said...

Truculent, Felicity, you sound fun-filled. May I gather you in a bundle and love you back?

Felicity said...

No!!!!!!!!!

mountain man said...

You sound like some sort of crazed meowing bitch. I am hating you times ten.

ham paw said...

GREETINGS FRIENDS,

Ham Paw died inside. this is the last you will be seeing of me for a time. I am now a benevolent ghost. A release from dejection brought me to this crisis point. The beige and sirs' oppression was all I could see forever and ever. I had to end. Ressurection may occur after elixers and cosmic expressions of beyond and further. But for now, the book of ham has shiveled off the vine. I hope for reinvention and reincarnation so that I may return to my holy ether. I am going to a mental spa.

Love,
Hammy Pawlette

ham paw said...

Just kidding. But I am definately going to a mental spa.

Mental Spa Administrator said...

Welcome to our Spa, Ham. It is time for a rinsing, then a brief toweling off session, then the inner cleansing will begin. In the meantime, eat of the worm potions, they are bitter but truthful. Your divination is on hold but will re-emerge later more fulfilled. Good day.

ham paw said...

i am the labia of the universe.

foodie said...

Shrivelled Ham can be delicious, too. Don't sell yourself short. I lick you.

krixfort said...

Hi Hams. I love you anyway, even if you are a labia. Does that make me gay?

Preston said...

I love a little labia.

sloth said...

The Book of Ham is a book of mystery and seduction. One peek and you will be hooked.

ham hock said...

There is further use for this book.
1. toilet paper
2. Absorbant tampon or nose bleed tissue.

Please glue together the pages into form of a dove. There is little peace in the souls of the masses. There was a car crash inside the hearts of the pedestrian clansmen. this was a beginning to the knowing that is always around you. Stop and smell it. It is danger.

jesus trainer said...

protrude into the spaces of your universal wantonness. there is little to be proud of in the context of the cry. Malhofrin is my new name and the cry into the desert. This is the shofar of the wanderers. The Isreal of the Americas so to speak. I am a crature of vengence and there is much to deliver.

malhofrin said...

chucky dances in my heart of hearts. this is jesus' moment of truth.

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portion taker said...

Tuber says that she is sitting behind my head. That means she is behind all of our heads. This is not to be taken lightly

Protection device said...

TUBER--I say &*))$$#@@## to you. Now beat it.

tuber said...

I can't get out of my own intestine. I am tied up and calling constantly. there is no reprieve. i am after you and my breasts are pendulous.

Street smarts said...

You sound very introverted Tuber. Why you buggin'?

House said...

You have obviously crawled up your own asshole. I will have to operate.

tuber said...

Where do you start? my insides are my outsides. I have many constants in my life, but this is the first.

PUS.

Luigi Jr. said...

I'd lika to tear you inside anda out.

House said...

Be a good tuber... bend over and say "aaaaah."

tuber. said...

But I am one long tube. there is no beginning and end. I am a giant mouth of rage.

sloth said...

Don't rage, tuber. Put some cake in your tube. You'll like it!

cakehole said...

please fill me

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