I am trying to figure out what to wear for tonight's hoe-down. My two options are as follows:
1. Coon skin cap, overalls, no shirt (just freaky freaky amounts of tangled hairs), ballet slippers
2. Shower cap, housecoat, wax lips, cowboy boots
Please help me decide, or if you have other ideas, believe me, I am open to them. I get very skiddish in anticipation of these types of events, even if I know a gauntlet of goons will be there with me. Mental illness is what people sometimes call it. I do not feel stigmatized by this label.