I have met a lovely bunch of goons that I would like to introduce. One thing that is special about these goons is that they cannot, will not, speak at all. Another thing is that, despite their misleading appearances, they are all gender neutral. They stick together in a tight-knit band and only emerge from their place of hiding (a secret) once a month to replenish their supply of smut and multi-colored nibble-style candies. I love these goons a great deal and hope we can all partake in a circle dance communion of mutual stretching and tabulation one day very soon. I want you to meet them and love them too.