Wednesday, May 25, 2005

We are all emeshed in our biographies

I don't apply modern motivation, the environment implicating the heads of the north and the south. This revolt occured in the early morning. This is an anti body syndrome without freedom. There is a pacifist strain in illness which allows dissapearance. this has to come to blows. I was predestined and yoked to extremist physicality. My interviews tell me that I join you in this. My body is punished now from north and bottom. I apply southern tactics to the northern side with pharmacology. I am primitive today. Nocturnal raids in caves are employed.

51 comments:

ham paw said...

modern motivational conferences have proven unsuccessful. Hot showers and ice packs are increasingly employed. There is a rising anti body coming from the north.

krixfort said...

Ham Paw, I am sending you raw healthful energy through the internets. I hope that the energy particulates will give you the positrons that you need.

Hyena False-Penis said...

What a bummer. Give in to the decadent indulgences of day time television. Sob freely, like a babe in the woods, when watching Dr. Phil, home remodeling shows, even the Weather Channel. You have my permission.

ham paw said...

thank you hyena and krixy. There is an absorption at work, positive particulates pursuing a cracking system. my relics stare down with dissaproval, a competition between bed and relic. The television is also a positive pursuant.

sloth said...

Ham Paw, it sounds as if you are rising to the occasion. Are you applying unguents and poultices? These should help, especially the anesthetizing sort.

bucket of slush said...

get away HP. you are foul.

sloth said...

bucket of slush, you are just bitter because spring is here and your are melting away to tepid water - bye-eeee...

stew said...

Where is MM? What is ham paw talking about? I know somebody whose mother is a motivational speaker. Her son has a hidden identity that he pretends is not so. This pretend is because he is fearful of many things. but not of the vagina. His mother is very unfriendly. She is blond, of course. I shared a coffee with her and her son at an expensive coffee shop.

Crux said...

I have a strain of something too. I think it is sexually transmitted in nature.

McFarland said...

Hey Mountain Man--i miss you. Where'd you go?

cancer said...

He is coming back tonight. now go away mcFarland retard.

doctor octagon said...

Cancer, I have you.
You are my sign and in me.
HALF SHARK, ALLIGATOR, HALF MAN

doctor octagon said...

The crux of it is that everything is sexually transmitted in nature; it's only natural.
Now get it on...
Hop Hop Up on the table...

universal torture administrator said...

Mountain Man, when you get back, behavior modification is just the begining.....now, HEEL.

universal torture administrator said...

Just joshing, Mcfarland is dingy....he needs the swats. Babes and drinking, what is he 12?

crux said...

thanks doctor octagon! i feel much better.
I am very sexual in nature and in the city.

other said...

Oh, let's pesker him! He's on line right now, posting idiocies.

Preston said...

Aw, poor McFArtland. Where did this goon come from?

Anonymous said...

the name of this blog is type homo

Anonymous said...

Yo I just snarfed to bung-quaffing Jaeger shootin' milk factories in a hotel upstate, but I lost my house keys and can't wake Carla. Such is the life of The Dude.

other said...

oh, that REALLY hurt.

Another said...

Other, my Brother.

McFarland said...

What's the deal? I'm just having a little fun with my pals. Hey other...you better stay away from Carla. Shit

other said...

Another, my other brother! Any news from mother?

other said...

Sorry, that was awful.

Another said...

Sorry Other, my brother lover, I had to shove her.

Another said...

that might have been worse...

McFarland said...

Okay, stop messin' with me. I know Carla wouldn't cheat on me.

eachother said...

hey, let's join forces against the goon.

universal torture administrator said...

Wait McDumbass, Carla wouldn't cheat on you, but you wake up naked with two babes, sweaty and trashed? Wait til she hears this one...

double-standard administrator said...

EXACTLY

McFarland said...

Okay, I won't do it again. I think I may have a problem with alcohol.

Dude sayer-hater said...

you have lots of problems...DUDE.

universal torture administrator said...

Just to be clear. If Carla is okay with you sleeping around, great. If you don't feel like telling her about your sleeping around, great. But if you get upset at the thought of her fooling around on you after you potentially fucked (a little history here, Mountain People, He can't remember; he was too drunk) two "Sweet Babes," you need a high colonic in public while you apologize to us all.

Crux said...

Yeah, I'd like to witness that!

McFarland said...

I am apologizing now. Are you a guy--administrator? I dig what you are saying and you're right. I don't want the colonic though.

Johnny Depp, as Hunter S. Thompson said...

Well done McF.
Now be a man and figure out what you want, then go get it. Be nice though. Unless, of course, you are asked to do otherwise.
Point being: You don't have to be honest with everybody (too difficult) just be honest with yourself, then hold everyone, including yourself, to the same standard.
Ta Ta my boy.
Learn to hold your liquor.

Preston said...

Hmm, I don't know if we can let it slide.

McFarland said...

Should I tell Carla? Or just start fresh?

McFarland said...

did Hunter S. Thompson really say that?

universal torture administrator said...

Dude, and I get to say that here, you are a wuss. No, don't tell Carla if she is going to freak. Be honest with yourself. If you want to fool around, don't bug if and when she does.

universal torture administrator said...

Is she hot?
Post a pic.

McFarland said...

No, I don't want to fool around right now.

But thanks for the advice. I don't think Carla want to fool around, but maybe she'll bring it up.

McFarland said...

She is hot, but I'm afraid to post a picture. She is very voluptuous.

universal torture administrator said...

You are a double wuss.
Go away, or post a picture.

McFarland said...

I gotta log off now. I feel a little better now. I feel a little stupid...but better.

McFarland said...

I will post a pic. tomorrow--i promise

Johnny Depp, as Hunter S. Thompson said...

Good boy.
Sleep well, mind the bats....

mountain man said...

I am back from outer bung~!!! Hi chumps I am ready to tango, let's turn to chow and mold puppets in our armpits out of wax, the kind you can bite into. Sorry if I sound weird. I have bugs in my tropic of manhood.

Maelstrom said...

Bugs in your tropic of manhood are hard to quell, they will determine anxious right-angled yearnings in the undercover of the night. I am giving birth to smaller versions of myself like one of those wooden Russian dolls. The smaller versions keep coming. We are up to 50 versions and the smallest is 1/2 inch. I am truly mesmerized, it is like watching ice melt only more deranged.

Bub said...

Hi MM! Wow Maelstrom, this could be catastrophic. Do you live in nuclear waste?