Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Poison

Most people are not aware of the poison that partway consumes them every day. It starts from the outside and moves quickly, transdermally, beneath the skin. You cannot stop the malabsorption. All you know is that you wake up and feel somewhat ok, and then by 3 or 4 pm you want to kill yourself or at least numb the pains with pills, drink, ice and the like. What could accomplish such a poisoning but poison itself? You may feel this is a passive worldview and therefore problematic once again, but here is where you and I may differ. It's ok! You can still read my blog and comment on it if you want to. I am into dissenting opinions. I am broadening, as they say, becoming less of a Mountain Man Tyrant.

Bonjour to newness! Bonjour to poison! Even if it is eating me alive.

29 comments:

Doktor Wyrd said...

Yes, yes, the poison, MM. You understand now. The only way to fight is spells and dramatic behavior. Sometimes the elixirs work for temporary numbing purposes but they are not suggested as correctives. Good luck my good fellow.

Bucket said...

I feel poison being poured into my open top every hour. It hurts and I hate it. Please suggest something Doktor, to minimize the ouch.

Guzzle said...

Bucket. Are you stupid? That is a terrible name for you. I want to take you by the handle and swing you into the notions of nothing.

Corduroy Heart said...

I am desperately wanting to flush things with items of textured love.

fairy butler said...

yes, the poison and how to counter it. a question for the ages. today, the sweet sun may be able to burn off the foraging layers while out o' doors. bed also seems to be a safe place to avoid the poision. beige world is not. even my clothes are beige today.

Crux said...

Poison was a great 80's metal band. Is that what you are going on about?? Yeah!

mountain man said...

Thank you Doktor, that is true as you say it is. You are not mouthing off.

mountain man said...

Yes FB. Bed yes. Beige bad.

Crux said...

I am in bed now, listening to Dokken, Doktor.

Doktor Wyrd said...

Good Crux. This is exactly what I am talking about. Refurbish yourself. It is a symbol of what's to come.

Sushi Blameful said...

Much poison help clean yes.
Many sun and luck once clean, Man Mountain. Have careful with pill, much danger in waste. No drop cause sore bumps. Seaweed and tequila much clean and happy. Raw fish too.

postmoderndebunker said...

Wazzup all? I am trying to stay off the poison--if you get my drift. But I will try a more organic elixir.
I will fix MM an elixir of love.

postmodern apothecary said...

I have poison for you all, should you require it.

W to the P to the B, yo. said...

Mountain Man has love in his beard.
He gots to stay away from Doktor Wyrd.
The thing he needs is a real physician.
No PM Apothecary, fake clinician.
With juice and "-cet" and rope and like.
He hit you up with his love spike.
Jist sit right back and take it strong,
'cause Mountain Man can love you long.

mountain man said...

You sound like a justifiable type of thug. -cet things are just as good as you want them to be. Rope is my wielding weapon to make you curb and heel.

How happy I am to be me again. I am crying inside.

Sushi Blameful said...

Inside you weapon most happy.
Much sun on you today Mountain.

mountain man said...

Thank you darling Sushi Sushi Blameful Blameful. I say both components of your name twice emphasize how much I like you! It's quite a lot. Thank you for your tips.

Embarrassing Dampness said...

I may have to threaten some of you with my presence later. Be warned. Pay attention to your seat.

Inchworm said...

Hi beepers. I am crawling very far to my left.

Crux said...

I am so tired from banging my head against the wall.

boopers said...

I am inching to the right, bippity boppity boo, looking for my snuggle spot.

PD said...

Hey, W...great rap. You know how to lay it down.

mountain man said...

I love when people write poems. LOVE!!!! I am more of a free verse type of guy, myself, but I love when other people make rhyme-time.

Niddeleker said...

Bumpers are coming to give you a squishy scoot at the back end. Then they will tie you to something immovable so you cannot move. You will be vulnerable. There will be a power dynamic imposed on you and you will feel safe and threatened at the same time.

Helpful said...

All of you work hard and stay smart. It will be good for the world, even if you think you have accomplished nothing.

mountain man said...

I want to hug!

Snuggly Kitty said...

I will hug you. Only if you remove my eyes first.

krixfort said...

It's time for a Mountain Man Haiku!!

Kittens with no eyes
sunggle in a bucket and
guzzle poison things.

that was just to summarize all that I've missed so far.

welcome back MM! Cheers to you!

mountain man said...

Krix that is lovely haiku. WHen I am feeling more focused, I am going to try one. Who would not want to snuggle in a bucket?