Sunday, March 13, 2005

Mountain Man Photo Essay

Here is what I aspire to. This is my vision of reality. I am so tired from talking. My throat is sore. I want to retreat.

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15 comments:

mountain man said...

In looking at these pictures Mountain Man now realizes he must acquire a rifle. GUNS ARE PART OF MOUNTAIN MAN LIFE.

That will assist me with my extra-cirricular activities.

Ex-stripper said...

I like the smoke coming out of the bottom one's pipe. I have a transparent skirt made out of similar material.

Art Star said...

Mountain Man, do you have good abs? Do you keep them nice and oiled? I can do splits.

Cheez Wizard said...

Nice looking specimes, MM. However, from what I recall, I believe you are somewhat younger, no?

Sassy said...

Mountain Man, you are the hottest. I saw you at the art fair. I want to harvest you. Please tell me you will meet with me in private. Let's do studio visits nude. YEAH!

Fatty Fatty Boomalatty said...

I need to lose a few pounds. Mountain Man, are you thin? Is it because you smoke a corn cob pipe? I am thinking of taking that up as a habit. I am really too fleshy for this world. I can't stop eating crisp beige foods. They are too tempting, especially when arranged in concentric circles on a white plate. Heaven.

mountain man said...

These are all excellent points. I am young-ish. I am 32. I have ok abs. No I do not oil them. I do sit-ups from time to time. I stretch daily. However, I have a little paunch on me gut. I love a nude studio visit. And no I don't believe that my corn cob pipe habit is what keeps me on the thin side. I think it's the ice skating and jumping rope.

Cheez Wizard said...

I want to start a sex blog but I am too nervous. What if they fire me from my job? I love leather and saggy flesh. I love jello shots. I am a swinger.

Sassy said...

Cheez Wizard, please start that swinger blog. I need to read about the gimps.

lion king said...

ARRARRAAARGGGHHH!!!! I want to beat up some ladies!!!!!!!!!!!

Sassy said...

MM, thanks for your thorough and thoughtful responses. You handle your popularity with grace. I want you even more.

jammy said...

let's investigate. in these pictures I see:

wood
pipes
guns

are you catching my drift? someone needs to get busy.

jammy said...

busy with a beaver

tang said...

You make me squirmy.

brian t. said...

Hi are you ass friendly ass you seem?