Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Me!!!!

The thing that is so great about Mountain Man is that he is so expressive. He is okay with expressing his feelings. When he feels sad, he says so. When he is mad, he tells you. When he wants his neighbors to die, he tries to kill them. Who amongst you does not want to emulate this purity? GOOD LUCK TO ME!!! I want to stay this pure, this honest. I am a believable concept. I love to be alive. I love to drool.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mountain Man, you need to wake up!!! If you admit to trying to kill your neighbors you might go to jail. Please try not to kill anyone. I really like you.

Anonymous said...

Drool is cool.

Anonymous said...

i like drool too. gimme some now.

Mountain Man said...

i drool a lot. it's embarrassing. but i lick it off before people see it. mostly.

Anonymous said...

stone, are you high?

Anonymous said...

stone is a puddin' head.

Anonymous said...

I'm always high, Pebble.
And yeah, I love drool. There is nothing better than drool hanging off a chick's chin.
Sorry Mountain Man, I am not into dudes.

Mountain Man said...

stone you silly ninny. i was not coming onto you. why are there so many homophobes on this blog. i am here to love my fellow man. i don't always need to penetrate.

Anonymous said...

What's abouts the drool?

Anonymous said...

Leaky.

Anonymous said...

GAS YOU ARE THE COOLEST!!!! I think about you all the time.

Anonymous said...

Monosyllabic dipshit Gas is. He is not cool. He invented Dutch Ovens. Do you know how fucking uncool that is? Has that ever happened to you? I have to vomit.

Mountain Man said...

i love a dutch oven once in a while. willard you are too tiny for words. gas is omnipresent. he is a life force.

Anonymous said...

really, no way, i am so into "doin' the dutch"
ever waffle?

Anonymous said...

chad, I believe you have stolen my identity. I am pursing my lips in response. You must stay where you are. You are under citizen's arrest.

Anonymous said...

I am me, dammit.
don't you try to be me.
be yourself.

Anonymous said...

Listen, I am so not you. I am so me. We have the same name. You are in for it.

Anonymous said...

I am it. You are such a poser. You could never be the Chad. You are Chud.

Anonymous said...

I am tired of being me. I am not really Chad. I am impersonating him. I am really someone else.

Anonymous said...

Goodbye Chad

Anonymous said...

Goodbye Chas. I will miss your keen sense of humor.