Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Me!!!!

The thing that is so great about Mountain Man is that he is so expressive. He is okay with expressing his feelings. When he feels sad, he says so. When he is mad, he tells you. When he wants his neighbors to die, he tries to kill them. Who amongst you does not want to emulate this purity? GOOD LUCK TO ME!!! I want to stay this pure, this honest. I am a believable concept. I love to be alive. I love to drool.

21 comments:

Cookie Puss said...

Mountain Man, you need to wake up!!! If you admit to trying to kill your neighbors you might go to jail. Please try not to kill anyone. I really like you.

stone said...

Drool is cool.

pebble said...

i like drool too. gimme some now.

mountain man said...

i drool a lot. it's embarrassing. but i lick it off before people see it. mostly.

pebble said...

stone, are you high?

rock said...

stone is a puddin' head.

stone said...

I'm always high, Pebble.
And yeah, I love drool. There is nothing better than drool hanging off a chick's chin.
Sorry Mountain Man, I am not into dudes.

mountain man said...

stone you silly ninny. i was not coming onto you. why are there so many homophobes on this blog. i am here to love my fellow man. i don't always need to penetrate.

timmy said...

What's abouts the drool?

GAS said...

Leaky.

Pork Bather said...

GAS YOU ARE THE COOLEST!!!! I think about you all the time.

willard said...

Monosyllabic dipshit Gas is. He is not cool. He invented Dutch Ovens. Do you know how fucking uncool that is? Has that ever happened to you? I have to vomit.

mountain man said...

i love a dutch oven once in a while. willard you are too tiny for words. gas is omnipresent. he is a life force.

chad said...

really, no way, i am so into "doin' the dutch"
ever waffle?

Chad said...

chad, I believe you have stolen my identity. I am pursing my lips in response. You must stay where you are. You are under citizen's arrest.

chad said...

I am me, dammit.
don't you try to be me.
be yourself.

Chad said...

Listen, I am so not you. I am so me. We have the same name. You are in for it.

chad said...

I am it. You are such a poser. You could never be the Chad. You are Chud.

Chad said...

I am tired of being me. I am not really Chad. I am impersonating him. I am really someone else.

Chas said...

Goodbye Chad

Chud said...

Goodbye Chas. I will miss your keen sense of humor.