Thursday, March 10, 2005

I had to punch her

She tried it on tonight and I punched her in the mouth. Now her mouth is all puffy. She looks like Janice from the Muppets. It's funny. Screw her, right?


beth said...

You idiot. That's not my dress and you didn't punch me. What are you trying to prove?

randy said...

Do you have any pictures of her with the puffy mouth? Was there any blood?
I know she denied it, but isn't that classic victim posturing. "Oh I bumped into the door." "The steps were so slippery in the ice storm, I landed right on my lip." That is so hot Mountain Man. Yer raunchy.

tang said...

Beth, you silly nilly, Mountain is just trying to prove to you, yet again, what all of us already know. He is angry and decisive, domineering and fragile, and needy of a most intricate kind of love. He wants you to be the one, now be it.