First of all there was someone I was supposed to meet tonight and he didn't show up. This was a disappointment. Something I have not quite figured out yet. Why did you not show up nameless person? I will have to punish you, as you must already suspect. Bad. Maybe I will forgive you if you have a good enough excuse. Do not expect to be coddled. I would rather smash.
Secondly, por favore, I heard a story about a man who had a bladder problem who went to the hospital and had a catheter inserted in his stick. I guess there was a balloon of some kind in his bladder too. He went nuts and pulled out the tube and messy red stuff spurted everywhere. He accidentally removed his stick. And they had to attach it to his arm for a while as they readied the rest of him for its re-attachment. He just hung out for a few days with his stick on his arm. That is heavy.
Lastly, I have realized how much I love the furry kittens. LOVE.
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I heard that person was hemmoraging and feeling really sick. I know he really really wanted to come, but was scared that he might to get sick in public. I know he tried to call but MM wasn't there and he didn't leave a message. I saw him. It was nasty and he was really dissapointed.
MM can understand but wished this person would have left a message. MM wants you to feel very guilty. MM wants to torture today.
he just called me and told me he felt really guilty and sorry. he said that he didn't leave a message because he was feeling guilty and embarrased and was pretending to dissapear. He asked me to apologize to you and your pal.
Listen John, thank you for delivering this message. MM does not want anyone to feel guilty anymore. He is trying to be more mature than that. But nameless pal, next time you must leave a message. MM was depending on you. MM knows you would have been freaky angry if MM had done this to you. That's why you get a little torture today on the blog. I think this is enough for you. I know you must be cowering in the corner with your coffee right now. You can relax. You can breathe easy.
he said he was really bummed because he doesn't get out much due to that gnarly growth on his face. He gets real harsh about this when it happens to him so he should know better. I bet he won't do it anymore.
Hey John, why have you not reacted to the heinously bloody tale I recounted in paragraph 2? Did that not get you all grossed out this morning?
I crave toffee. MMMmmmmm. Toffee. Help me get some.
Can you pee through your arm? i hear you can breath through your scalp. i heard that on the radio. It must be true. i sometimes have to pee really badly and I think sometimes I can taste it.
Hey John that's grody. Sounds like you need a taste bud transplant.
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