Thursday, March 17, 2005

GASSY VAPORS.

THIS is very bad news in an office pf cibicles.

There was trouble this morning. The woman with the tuber breasts yelled at me last night VERY RUDELY and she got in trouble. She bragged about it this morning and someone TATTLED on her. NOT ME! The boss had a meeting with her and now she is very quiet. This is a victory.

This is an A-plus day. Minus the gas, makes it only a B and the trouble I got in last night takes it down to a C. So the A-plus is nullified.

29 comments:

Frail Old Man said...

Why don't you gas yourself MM? Sounds like it's time to go down softly. My time is coming soon.

Spanked said...

I am thinking your co-worker needs a spanking. It's good for you!!!

kool aid said...

I am blueberry flavored.

Gas said...

Citrus.

Chicken Tenders said...

I need to be dipped in ketchup mixed with tobasco. I like the spicy stuff.

I am glad your co-worker is in troubs. She sounds like a goon.

mountain man said...

I don't want to die yet Frail Old Man!!! I am toothy and strong willed. I have some muscle tone. Some fat too, but I am still biting around with intensity.

nadia said...

Athletics are so important.
If you work out, you will never have to worry about your coworkers, you can kill or maim them without ever leaving your cubicle.
Squats kill the twats.

Bikini Line said...

I am so furtively cute. I have a peely tan. I love to lie around on beaches. I am in great shape too. Let's all go to the gym and eat sandwiches.

Bruce said...

You are mean and rude. You should live by yourself Nadia

mountain man said...

dear nadia,

you are fun!!! however, i think twat is a rude terminology. i prefer c***.

love,

mm

mountain man said...

bruce you are probably clueless. drink some wine and go to bed.

kool aid said...

No one loves me. Where is troll and goblin?? I bet they would like to play. Except I am less magical and more processed.

Anonymous said...

Troll and Goblin are dead and beneath 6 layers of earth. I murdered them with broken bottles earlier today. MORE PEOPLE MUST DIE. I love watching blood trickles.

Svetlana said...

Hey Bikini Line,
Let's hang out.
I love working out and the company of other women. I am not a lesbian, I just like the female form. The ins and outs of the thigh lines etc..
have you ever used a Versaclimber, yummm.
Do you juice?

mountain man said...

Svetlana, you sound like a WHORE!!!!

Beaker said...

Bruce sounds like a whore too.

mountain man said...

Svetlana, may I lick your rancid toes and set your hair on fire? You sound like you need intensity in your life.

Doinkunsen said...

There seems to a strong Russian contingent tonight. I loves the Ruskies. I am Finnish, like from Finland. No one ever understands me unless I am online. Thank you Mountain man.

deloise said...

I am Finnish!!!! I have killed many Russians in my woods!!!! Do you not recognize the face of evil that is waiting to kill you???

Cheez Wizard said...

Deloise, I hear tell that your thighs are like Cheez Wiz. Soft and gooey. Almost to the point of embarrassment. But you sound sexy and full of sex excitement.

Svetlana said...

MM
My life is unfortunately too intense. My need to have my toes liked is intense. Please please please do not set my hair on fire though. I just paid last month's rent on a coloring which I absolutely adore, so please MM, I will do anything you ask, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. I will be back in a minute my boss just came in...

Svetlana's Boss said...

Get back to your desk you hussy. You are insolent.

Anonymous said...

A monster is threatening to break my computer.

mountain man said...

I AM FRETTING ABOUT NOTHING!!!! I am taking my clothes off at work again. I am working overtime and in exchange for my loyalty I feel I should be allowed to work nude.

Svetlana said...

Yes Mr. Twister,
Please tell Mr. Minister, "das vedanya." I am so sorry I was not at my desk when you came in. The coffee maker broke and we ran out of filters and my master called and I have another girl problem. I will work overtime tonight. Spazeba.

GAS said...

Nude.

Anonymous said...

DIE BLOGGERS!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am coming to tie you up!!! Watch it.

tang said...

I love rope games