Friday, March 11, 2005
There is a large cookie on a counter near my cubicle. I want desperately to eat it but a) I am allergice to wheat (it gives me the hershey squirts) and b) more importantly, I will be seen as a PIG PIG if I take it. It is SUCH a large cookie. It has green and white frosting and says "YAY" on it. I want it badly. I don't want my co-workers to think I am a PIG PIG. They are already suspicious of my drinking behavior. What should I do?