Friday, March 11, 2005

Cookie

There is a large cookie on a counter near my cubicle. I want desperately to eat it but a) I am allergice to wheat (it gives me the hershey squirts) and b) more importantly, I will be seen as a PIG PIG if I take it. It is SUCH a large cookie. It has green and white frosting and says "YAY" on it. I want it badly. I don't want my co-workers to think I am a PIG PIG. They are already suspicious of my drinking behavior. What should I do?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eat the cookie. Then get sick. Then go to bed.

Anonymous said...

You are a troublemaker. I know what you have been up to.

mountain man said...

I am having second thoughts about going out to art related things this weekend. it might be better to stay home and weep rather than wonder why I am IN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mountain man said...

this is not good. i was trying so hard to stay positive. but now i am afraid. ILLNESS!!!!