Wednesday, March 09, 2005

BADNESS

I am considering doing away with myself again. This happens every Feb and March around once a day. I have my plans but I haven't stuck to them yet. This comes down to the problem of follow-through. It is a systemic disorder that changes locations each day. Sometimes the toast tower is left unfinished and sometimes dying is too much effort. For the sake of my mother and Beth I hope that this laziness persists.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are schizo. sometimes you seem happy and then you start to complain. what is your disorder?

The krixfort response team said...

we are writing on behalf of krixfort who recently had a friend who took it upon himself to die on his own behalf. She is too upset to come to the phone right now but wanted us to let you know that she hopes this post is in jest.

Regards,
The Krixfort Response Team

fairy butler said...

Mountain Man,

Perhaps you need a new hussy or hobby? Can I suggest kittens? Should I ask my butler to speak to the wind today? It's very nasty. I know how the wind can really ruffle a mountain man's curls. Soon all will be well. It's just the mind.

I will try again to write the fairy rap I have been promising. It is hard work, but if it will lighten the mood, very much worth the effort.

FB

Anonymous said...

krixfort is weak, just like the blog. lame.

krixfort said...

you are right. I am weak.

Anonymous is strong. There is strength in anonymity.

felicity said...
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felicity said...

oh shut your pie hole christfork. you are to needy

felicity said...

oh stop it christfork, you take everything so personally!

Anonymous said...

you are still lame

mountain man said...

NOT COOL! Krixfort cares about Mountain Man. He likes that.

Chubby said...

Hey lay off Krixfort. She is excellent. If you don't like this blog then you can go away. That seems reasonable, doesn't it?

Pork Bather said...

I miss our bath days. Remember when we were all going to get in and make a nice broth? Those were heady days.

Felicity said...

felicity, you are not the real felicity, I am. I am going to sue you for impersonating me.

christfork said...

sure thing phallusicty! Whatever you say. (not you, real Felicity.)

Anyway.

MM, I care about everything! Especially YOU! Go make some ART. Kick the art school kid's bratty asses. That's what needs to be done. I appoint you the king of all artists, performance and otherwise. What the world needs now is not love sweet love, it's mountain man art.

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mountain man said...

Krixfort a/k/a christfork you are VERY SPECIAL. I hope you feel better soon. Take comfort in knowing there are others that are suffering too. I am blind with ridicule. I want to cheer you on.

candy said...

anonymous. why are you lame? What happened to you? Did you slip?

Anonymous said...

I am lame because I had surgery to remove my kneecaps. It failed, but still I can't walk. It's so upsetting.

Anonymous said...

my knees are capped with roller blades and i can see up your skirt pitchfork. you look lame even from down here

Anonymous said...

My knees are capped with tunafish sandwiches. I am not as short as you sound. I can't see anyone around here though. Who is pitchfork?

Anonymous said...

sorry i meant krixfort, not pitchfork. my bad