I am a brainiac. I used to be so good at math, did you know? Algebra especially. I came in third in a county-wide math competition when I was in eighth grade. I wore navy trousers, a white shirt, and brown shoes. My hair was parted on the side far too neatly. I had a few friends but not many. That was me! My teacher's name was Mr. Quirk, can you believe it? He had wide bug eyes. I like bugs.
I wish I had more to say on the topic of art. I am underwhelmed.