Tuesday, February 22, 2005

SNARLING

I am snarling right now. I am like a fiend. Larry Gagosian is offering me a treat! Thank you Larry. Why don't you allow me to webcam myself and have a live feed to your gallery????? What would be more interesting, hardly anything, I am sure.

I may have ringworm, but I believe my illness has a more dastardly source. I am getting to the bottom of it. Here is a picture of Beth's teeth, so you all understand how vile she is and why I have to punish her:

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12 comments:

lupus said...

she should use 'brush-ups'

beth said...

MM, Stop it! I know you aren't taking your medicine.

mountain man said...

Beth, take Lupus's advice and use the brush-ups. Everyone knows that I don't need the kind of meds you are referring to. You must deal with the manic unfurling of Godlessness that is coming your way.

larry gagosian said...

yes beth, shut your pie hole before i teach you about heartache and the loss of god

Anonymous said...

EASY LARRY, I SEE NO PIE.

Tad said...

My favorite is blueberry pie.

tang said...

why let your submissives whine like that, mountain man. I thought you were a better master.

mountain man said...

Tang you really know how to rile me up. I am ready to rumble now. I may have to call my bitch Lion King to get rough all over your pimply bum.

cram shaft said...

my favorite is apple pie

balantine said...

mountain man, you are FULL OF SASS! I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE. wanna drink?

mountain man said...

I do, balantine. Let's drink the blood of wolves. Or were you thinking something more innocent like Orange Slice?

balantine said...

wow, so you were raised by wolves! like inspiration for jack london or something. how romantic! I like klingon blood wine myself. However I would surely sip some blood red orange juice in the backwoods with you.