Simon LeBon is not an enemy. I have loved him since 5th grade and it's not stopping now. Back then I liked guys more than I do now. I was also super flexible and could do things to myself that you can't even imagine. I was vigilant regarding my spot. (3 spots.)
I also had a friend then and we would have sleep overs until one night I spooned him and he claimed I touched his kibble and bits. And I said I didn't but I did and then he wasn't my friend anymore. I assume that happens to every boy with his best friend.