Sunday, February 20, 2005

SICK

Mountain Man is up all night sick. He is very very very sick. So much so that it's not even funny to him. I apologize to everyone. Just make this hideous illness go away.

8 comments:

candy said...

I'm sorry you are sick mountain man! What troubles you? Are you going to be okay?

mountain man said...

Candy, thanks for your concern. I was up all night spewing and the other stuff. I shudder to mention it. It was foul. I slept about an hour or two. Mostly I was aching in the tum with a pall of nausea around my head. This is no joke, Candy.

Goat Protector said...

I am sorry you are sick too, in spite of your goat-dismantling desires. I have humanist feelings and concern for my fellow man as well as goats. Maybe you should try drinking some coke. That settles the tum sometimes. Best to you, MM.

candy said...

What do you think brought it on MM? Was it the drink or a more nepharious force.

mountain man said...

It was not the drink. I was being attacked by microscopic agents of evil. I believe they were nano-machines sent by a secret army of demons. If enough self-replicating nano-machines are present, they form different kinds of goo. I believe I was consumed by blue goo in the night, i.e. law enforcing goo. They are onto me but I am strong. I repelled them from my fragile unit. Today I am weakened but I believe they are mostly gone or on their murky way out.

pink eye said...

Mountain man,
I feel for you
Is the law after you?
Laws are mutable,
Fuck the Man.
Self replication is not as interesting as self control, spew the goo. It cannot hurt you.
I hope you feel better.
try this all
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg1.html

gretta r. said...

DON"T BE TRICKED!!! Blue goo is a ruse. It's an avatar of a new and nefarious coalition of extreme left and right libertarians. The former yellow goo and violet goo are blended into a false blue. I believe your illness is the part of their slowly emerging plan.

mountain man said...

gretta,

i believe you are onto something. i am researching the various goos now. scientists want us to believe they have the robots under control. but i don't think so. they have a will of their own...