Monday, February 21, 2005

Republic of DESPERATION

I hope my readers don't think I am jesting about the end times. I site my own desperation and sadness as signs of the apocalypse. I am death on a pale horse. If this isn't the end of the world then it has to be the end of me.
I wonder how fat I would have to be to spontaneously combust. I'm on my way.

4 comments:

Grassy said...

What you need is a good hose-down.

Ginger said...

Suck it up you sissy priss!!!!!!!!!

gretta r. said...

time to dock a sub in the southern port.

Trixie said...

Is that a euphemism for getting porked?