Thursday, February 24, 2005

My Tower

Is a tower of power. I glue the toast together with archival glue (don't think I don't want this mother scratcher to last). I coat each piece of toast in polyurethene and then glue them into geomtric formations, please believe me, it is a sound polyhedral structure. This tower will be around for at least a few years. It is getting so big that it is taking over my living room - I sometimes hang out in it, there is a sitting area at the base. You can get all immersed, take some meds and think about the metaphoric potential of toast (no kidding, there is a lot of meaning there). Good luck coming up with an idea as good as this. I didn't want to tell you about it because I am so gung ho. I was afraid you would mistake it for arrogance. That's not what Mountain Man is about. Mountain Man wants to temper his enthusiasm with wisdom. He tries. Thanks again for your interest.

5 comments:

rottenegg said...

you are the heathen not that funny family

rottenegg said...

i bet i know how to mak eyou really angry. i'm not gonna tell you cuz that'll ruin it.

Warning Sign said...

Your tower sounds somewhat dangerous. I hope you don't expect toast to hold you up. And what about the crumbs? You must have a really coarse house.

mountain man said...

I am willful, I can make anything happen.

mountain man said...

rottenegg you must be so jealous or something. you can't hurt me or make me angry. even if i do get angry i still won't be that angry.