Thursday, February 10, 2005

A man I have modeled myself after.

He is also an artist. He is huge in the upper body but has small legs, he is like a large sign advertising strangeness. He wears brown shoes like most men do, however this man is unlike all other men. He once convinced me I had liver damage. He prepares poisonous tinctures for me and sends them to me via regular mail. He is timeless. Beware of him. He may hurt you with his cat o' nine tails which he carries in his low-slung weapon belt. He is a craftsman.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is his name Charlie? Does he have a mustache like hitler?

Anonymous said...

Would you mind elaborating on his artwork. I am very curious.

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mountain man said...

his work is like vitamin c! i am serious. it is made of units and elaborations of nutritious materials. his work feeds my soul. picture this: a unit of man-made materials, five units of unbelievable invisibility. that is the only way i can explain it. he is genius! a gem!!!!

Anonymous said...

What about the mustache? Does he wear a ponytail?

mountain man said...

yes his name is gene and he wears a ponytail and has a small mustache. do you know him??

Anonymous said...

I think so. Is he incontinent? Does he have a lot of body hair?

mountain man said...

i don't know him that well. we did make eye contact in front of a urinal once but i don't know about his bowels. he has a nice phallus though.