I have been afraid to come back since the starch incident. I haven't seen starch back on since my error in judgment. Perhaps I am a buzzkill, but I am wondering about hygiene in this bath.
OK I'm not working on my toast tower right now. But I was working on it earlier. I have a job but barely. I am practically unempoyable. It is a miracle I haven't been fired. I don't know how to benefit society. Thanks for making me feel like chow.
My salad is continually replenishing itself in my magical bra. I don't use much mayo, that's true. I can't believe I am getting to talk to my 2 great loves, Krixfort and Lupus, at the same time. I am blissful. I feel no shame today.
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Who wants to give me a sponge bath?
i do! I have salty pork bath for you
Can I join you in the bath? I don't shed too much.
me too, I taste great!
with all that pork floating around you should save the broth. Make a soup!
I always save the broth after I bathe.
Where is my friend Lupus today? I still have a bra full of potato salad. Maybe that would taste good in the broth too. I don't use that much mayo.
Can we read books to each other in the bath?
books and sex
mmmmmm.........
yes. I could marinate all day. . .
All day marination.
I have been afraid to come back since the starch incident. I haven't seen starch back on since my error in judgment. Perhaps I am a buzzkill, but I am wondering about hygiene in this bath.
I have a girl crush on Krixfort. Are you a demon? A chimerical being from the underworld?
I am Kristine. I am pure evil.
I am evil too. But I smell like potato salad.
STOP PLAYING AROUND. GET OUT OF THE BATH AND WORK. LABOR WITHOUT ART IS FUTILITY. ART WITHOUT LABOR IS USELESSNESS.
spank it, spanky.
I am working on my tower of toast!! I am working!!! I WORK!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ASK YOU MM, HOW DOES A TOAST TOWER BENEFIT SOCIETY? ARE YOU BUILDING THIS UNDER YOUR DESK AT WORK OR IS THIS JOB A SHAM. ARE YOU UNEMPLOYED?
should be fresh. you went light on the mayo right?
OK I'm not working on my toast tower right now. But I was working on it earlier. I have a job but barely. I am practically unempoyable. It is a miracle I haven't been fired. I don't know how to benefit society. Thanks for making me feel like chow.
My salad is continually replenishing itself in my magical bra. I don't use much mayo, that's true. I can't believe I am getting to talk to my 2 great loves, Krixfort and Lupus, at the same time. I am blissful. I feel no shame today.
a nation of marination
bathtoys made of potato salad
and bigger bank accounts
that is what we all need
I am ready to have a ritual.
Good Lupus, because that would hurt my dirty pillows.
what's even better than a ritual?
Ritual Haiku of course.
Potato Salad.
Enjoyed with friends of Mountain
Man. Lupus abounds.
This is nightmarish, in a good way.
Nice Krixfort. Now let me smother you with Necklace's dirty pillows. Don't take that the wrong way.
Is that a gag order?
That is a complicated question. Sure, it would be fun to gag you, but not because I want you to stop speaking or writing haiku. I love haiku.
Krixfort wants to gag. That's what's fun about her.
okay. you can gag me. Gag me with toast.
With a few hairs from hairy back's back.
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