Wednesday, February 23, 2005

IS IT ME OR IS IT SIMON?

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39 comments:

mountain man said...

Who wants to give me a sponge bath?

dirty juanita said...

i do! I have salty pork bath for you

Hairy Back said...

Can I join you in the bath? I don't shed too much.

salty nipples said...

me too, I taste great!

Anonymous said...

with all that pork floating around you should save the broth. Make a soup!

mountain man said...

I always save the broth after I bathe.

Necklace of Fire said...

Where is my friend Lupus today? I still have a bra full of potato salad. Maybe that would taste good in the broth too. I don't use that much mayo.

pup tent said...

Can we read books to each other in the bath?

tang said...

books and sex
mmmmmm.........

krixfort said...

yes. I could marinate all day. . .

All day marination.

Pam said...

I have been afraid to come back since the starch incident. I haven't seen starch back on since my error in judgment. Perhaps I am a buzzkill, but I am wondering about hygiene in this bath.

Necklace of Fire said...

I have a girl crush on Krixfort. Are you a demon? A chimerical being from the underworld?

krixfort said...

I am Kristine. I am pure evil.

Necklace of Fire said...

I am evil too. But I smell like potato salad.

SPANKY said...

STOP PLAYING AROUND. GET OUT OF THE BATH AND WORK. LABOR WITHOUT ART IS FUTILITY. ART WITHOUT LABOR IS USELESSNESS.

krixfort said...

spank it, spanky.

mountain man said...

I am working on my tower of toast!! I am working!!! I WORK!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lupus said...

hey necklace, is the salad still fresh?

SPANKY said...

I ASK YOU MM, HOW DOES A TOAST TOWER BENEFIT SOCIETY? ARE YOU BUILDING THIS UNDER YOUR DESK AT WORK OR IS THIS JOB A SHAM. ARE YOU UNEMPLOYED?

krixfort said...

should be fresh. you went light on the mayo right?

mountain man said...

OK I'm not working on my toast tower right now. But I was working on it earlier. I have a job but barely. I am practically unempoyable. It is a miracle I haven't been fired. I don't know how to benefit society. Thanks for making me feel like chow.

Necklace of Fire said...

My salad is continually replenishing itself in my magical bra. I don't use much mayo, that's true. I can't believe I am getting to talk to my 2 great loves, Krixfort and Lupus, at the same time. I am blissful. I feel no shame today.

wheat said...

a nation of marination
bathtoys made of potato salad
and bigger bank accounts
that is what we all need

Butternut said...

I am ready to have a ritual.

lupus said...

i don't eat potato salad with a fork, necklace

Necklace of Fire said...

Good Lupus, because that would hurt my dirty pillows.

lupus said...

i'd like to keep them dirty. maybe rub in a pad of butter to keep them glistening.

krixfort said...

what's even better than a ritual?

Ritual Haiku of course.

Potato Salad.
Enjoyed with friends of Mountain
Man. Lupus abounds.

Necklace of Fire said...

This is nightmarish, in a good way.

Lips Like Sugar said...

Nice Krixfort. Now let me smother you with Necklace's dirty pillows. Don't take that the wrong way.

krixfort said...

Is that a gag order?

Lips Like Sugar said...

That is a complicated question. Sure, it would be fun to gag you, but not because I want you to stop speaking or writing haiku. I love haiku.

lupus said...

with krixfort in on the salad we can have a picnic! as long as krixfort doesn't gag on those filthy pillows

Necklace of Fire said...

Krixfort wants to gag. That's what's fun about her.

lupus said...

wow, i think i'm in love with you both...at the same time

krixfort said...

okay. you can gag me. Gag me with toast.

lupus said...

toast soaked in a stewed pork sauce.

Necklace of Fire said...

With a few hairs from hairy back's back.

lupus said...

are they thick coarse black hairs? we could use them as tooth picks when we are done