Thursday, February 10, 2005

I can tell they are sniffing me

Everyone comes by my cubicle and sniffs audibly today. I think they are on to me. I wish everyone would just love me for me. Do I smell like chicken? I slaughtered 2 last night for dinner. A man has to eat.


Anonymous said...

mountain man, you are a man that likes well rounded meals! you are regular, you eat chicken and vegetables, as well as make out with them. what a complex man. i hope you will perform admirably at your job today. i wish you the best of luck.

mountain man said...

Anonymous. Thank you for your kind words. You have inspired me to act boldly, despite my shortcomings. I will make eye contact today.