I am not famous yet.

I am going to be famous. I realize in this blog I have not mentioned my own work. What an oversight!!! I am a performance artist who does things like the following: read books to the elderly without ever finishing them; take one aspirin a day; fold pieces of paper into slightly irregular shapes; buy chewing gum in bulk; walk jauntily around my neighborhood in a green furry body suit; talk to logs. You will be hearing of me soon, I have no doubt. I am a gadabout.