Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Everything is me

The kaleidescope of the universe is unfurling in my pants!!!! I am delighted!!!! Please get freaky with me. My co-workers want to see me nude. I know it, I can feel their desire in my chest hairs. Each one is rising up, sticking out and reminding me of the glory of love.

5 comments:

Tammy B. said...

Eww! That is like so disgusting! I feel like you just raped my inner child. Gross!

mountain man said...

Tammy.

Your inner child is too sheltered. Let her out and you will live freely.

tammy b said...

MY INNER CHILD IS ONLY TWELVE YOU PERV! LEAVE HER ALONE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS. FOR REAL!

mountain man said...

Then you must shelter yourself and NEVER ENTER THIS BLOG AGAIN. Stop eating the candy that is too sweet for you.

Anonymous said...

YEAH TAMMY! GO AWAY!