Thursday, February 10, 2005

Another person I have modeled myself after.

Her name is Ty. She too is an artist. An animal artist. She trains kittens to jump from heights that are unnatural. She freezes pig embryos and displays them in shallow yellow plastic dishes. I love her for her generosity and her silky hair. She wears beautiful red slacks and has a shapely large smooshy tush. I seek to emulate her.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can only imagine what your art is like. you have terrible taste. I really wonder about your sanity. You remind me of Henry Darger, except more desperate. Why don't you give up art and start collection soda cans or something?

mountain man said...

i do collect sody pop cans. but i also like to read and take long walks on the beach.

Anonymous said...

I am a woman, 35, my husband is in Iraq right now. I am very unfulfilled in that special way. Would you be interested in meeting my needs? I am cute-ish.

mountain man said...

you are too young for me, my dear! i prefer the over 40 set. they know what they want and they know how to appreciate the urgent meanderings of a younger phallus.

mountain man said...

I would help you but that seems immoral to me. I need spiritual companionship. Your special needs may be better served by an army man. You sound like you might be less cute than you describe. How does your waist look?

mountain man said...

if you have saggy tuber teets then maybe we could work out a deal though. only if you can read me some poems while we do it. otherwise it's a no go.

mountain man said...

I am so confused. why do you torment me? I have morals and preferances. I can't work at making eye contact now. Thanks alot. No choices is better than this.

mountain man said...

shut up! i have 2 voices in my head. I want to die and orgasm!

Anonymous said...

mountain man, are you having a breakdown? do you want some marijuana to calm down?

mountain man said...

yes please. How do we get in touch. Do you live in the upper east side? Do you love me? Are you 35 and single?

Anonymous said...

i thought you liked women over 40. i am 42 and yes i think i love you.

mountain man said...

I am charmed by your frankness. May god bless you. I will not pork the donkey tonight.

Anonymous said...

pork the donkey if you must! but think of me instead of your precious artworks while you do it.

Anonymous said...

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I have just found this blog and i am totally disturbed. I am afraid.

Anonymous said...

ur desprate ! u like her too duh!

Jemini said...

ur desprate ! u like her too duh!