Today as I was walking from the bedroom to the bathroom I wished someone would make caverns and holes in my face and swell it, pinken it like in an Otto Dix painting. If I had my way I'd be the guy on the left. I know it's wrong. I just want to see what it would be like to have a hose coming out of the hole where my ear once was. Head shaved, stubble growing in patches like an unwatered lawn. Red and toothy, all puffy-like. I'd play cards with my foot too. I'd yuck it up in the dark with booze. It is like a vacuum sucking at your face and head in order to reveal your true character.
Anyway. Glitter and Doom: German Portraits from the 1920's at the Met, up until February 19 is an amazing show. Just saying.
The thing is that you disappeared so no one will know if you come back. If a tree falls, etc. etc. You suffer from a variety of impairments. Lack of understanding of reality can be considered one.
ReplyDeleteOh my god, oh my god, life begins again! For me I mean. Must remember to breathe. Hi MM!!! HI! Can I just come out and say I love you? Without scaring you away?
ReplyDeletewhoa, this is a momentus occasion. HELLO MM!!!
ReplyDeletewhen i read "I'd play cards with my foot too" i thought it said "I'd play cards with my foot yo."
it was funny.
i want to see this show.
Hi and hello to you guys. I am not scared, I am just filled with puddin'. I have thoughts to share. Hi! I am zooming in on the molecules of destiny. I am one and a half times less pathetic than I was an hour ago (lie).
ReplyDeleteDubz you gotta see this show. If only to honor the portrait of the nude red-headed dancer whose name I forget who died at 29 after stopping her cocaine and opium use. She was debauchery incarnate. She seemed friendly if fogbound.
ReplyDeletegood mm. i am dying to see this. maybe tomorrow i go? i think i was the red headed dancer in a past life. was she know for high kicks and squats?
ReplyDeleteHIYA!!!MM!!! I wanna see Dix. I do. A great image you picked for your "come-back post." xxxx
ReplyDeleteHey Tumbleweed, just roll with it. Reality is overrated...and generally non-consensual.
ReplyDeleteWho are these non-consenters and why won't they consent. What is reality but bunions on my toe.
ReplyDeleteBunions on the toe of the wind on the dust. This is so sporty I don't know what to do.
ReplyDeleteconsensuality
ReplyDeleteIt seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind
ReplyDeleteI love sandals they remind of the Jesus.
ReplyDeleteClickity Clack.
ReplyDeleteThe sounds of redemption.
File your sandals away....
You make my life worth living. I love clickity clacks.
ReplyDeleteAlso CAPTN I LOVE YOU TOO.