Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Otto Dix


Today as I was walking from the bedroom to the bathroom I wished someone would make caverns and holes in my face and swell it, pinken it like in an Otto Dix painting. If I had my way I'd be the guy on the left. I know it's wrong. I just want to see what it would be like to have a hose coming out of the hole where my ear once was. Head shaved, stubble growing in patches like an unwatered lawn. Red and toothy, all puffy-like. I'd play cards with my foot too. I'd yuck it up in the dark with booze. It is like a vacuum sucking at your face and head in order to reveal your true character.

Anyway. Glitter and Doom: German Portraits from the 1920's at the Met, up until February 19 is an amazing show. Just saying.

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:34 AM

    The thing is that you disappeared so no one will know if you come back. If a tree falls, etc. etc. You suffer from a variety of impairments. Lack of understanding of reality can be considered one.

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  2. Oh my god, oh my god, life begins again! For me I mean. Must remember to breathe. Hi MM!!! HI! Can I just come out and say I love you? Without scaring you away?

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  3. Anonymous12:40 PM

    whoa, this is a momentus occasion. HELLO MM!!!

    when i read "I'd play cards with my foot too" i thought it said "I'd play cards with my foot yo."

    it was funny.
    i want to see this show.

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  4. Hi and hello to you guys. I am not scared, I am just filled with puddin'. I have thoughts to share. Hi! I am zooming in on the molecules of destiny. I am one and a half times less pathetic than I was an hour ago (lie).

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  5. Dubz you gotta see this show. If only to honor the portrait of the nude red-headed dancer whose name I forget who died at 29 after stopping her cocaine and opium use. She was debauchery incarnate. She seemed friendly if fogbound.

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  6. Anonymous2:25 PM

    good mm. i am dying to see this. maybe tomorrow i go? i think i was the red headed dancer in a past life. was she know for high kicks and squats?

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  7. Anonymous5:21 PM

    HIYA!!!MM!!! I wanna see Dix. I do. A great image you picked for your "come-back post." xxxx

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  8. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Hey Tumbleweed, just roll with it. Reality is overrated...and generally non-consensual.

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  9. Anonymous8:23 PM

    Who are these non-consenters and why won't they consent. What is reality but bunions on my toe.

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  10. Anonymous8:24 PM

    Bunions on the toe of the wind on the dust. This is so sporty I don't know what to do.

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  11. Anonymous8:38 PM

    consensuality

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  12. Anonymous12:59 AM

    It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind

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  13. Anonymous8:43 AM

    I love sandals they remind of the Jesus.

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  14. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Clickity Clack.
    The sounds of redemption.
    File your sandals away....

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  15. Anonymous10:52 AM

    You make my life worth living. I love clickity clacks.

    Also CAPTN I LOVE YOU TOO.

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