sorry emz, that's what i meant: new and old banana hammocks. for variety. the old ones have shit stains. but everything can't have shit stains, can it? is there something that isn't brown?
Hams I ache to apportion the pudding on your mischief to enhance it. Make it whatever flavor you like, I have a magic pudding machine that follows my orders. Please place your order now.
Inside myself I am a frigate today. Always a different kind of vessel. Except the recurrence of rowboats is one thing I can't control. Sometimes for many days I am a rowboat.
Dumb questıon/just checkıng: UF ıs the Mr. ıs he not? gree c just saıd yeah. ok. Happy b-day UF. You are one lucky dog ıf for no other reason than because of the MM. But you seem pretty excellent on your own.
Happy Birthday, Fritz. We miss you in the locker room.
ReplyDeleteI'll beat you up real good for your b-day, Fritzy.
ReplyDeletelooks like UF is getting some serious pussy for his birthday.
ReplyDeleteI cleaned up your litter box all purdy today Fritzy! have an excellent b-day. Virgos rule!
ReplyDeletepeace out.
I am trying to figure out what to make for UF's birthday dinner. What shall it be. Worms and pineapple on a bed of salycilic acid?
ReplyDeletenewts and old underwear with bile over mixed greens?
ReplyDeletemuch lurve to Fritzy! MM, you should make him wear his birthday suit all day. For dinner, 9 lives.
ReplyDeleteThose are good suggestions, but I think it should be more unusual. Like tofurky pot-pie.
ReplyDeleteHot tofurky jerky.
ReplyDeleteDubz at first I thought you wrote "new and old underwear" which I think is as good as newts.
ReplyDeletetofurky pudding perhaps
ReplyDeletesorry emz, that's what i meant: new and old banana hammocks. for variety. the old ones have shit stains. but everything can't have shit stains, can it? is there something that isn't brown?
ReplyDeletediarrhea is sometimes a rainbow of goodness.
ReplyDeletestop this brown fixation, dubz. you have once again soiled yourself in front of everyone.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing that is not brown, whether brown on the outside or brown in the spirit.
ReplyDeleteHams I ache to apportion the pudding on your mischief to enhance it. Make it whatever flavor you like, I have a magic pudding machine that follows my orders. Please place your order now.
ReplyDeleteInside myself I am a frigate today. Always a different kind of vessel. Except the recurrence of rowboats is one thing I can't control. Sometimes for many days I am a rowboat.
ReplyDeleteWhat is there to hate today. Please someone give me a list. I don't mind taking over the hate responsibilities for anyone, young and old.
ReplyDelete1. Uggs
ReplyDelete2. The sound of the cleaning lady vacuuming
3. Kellli
Kelli or Kellli?
ReplyDeleteUh, it depends. I am trying not to get sued, here.
ReplyDeleteToo late. You are now on my other list.
ReplyDeleteWho is on what list, where is the list, I want to read the full list.
ReplyDeleteI want to see naked pictures of someone with the initials KW. Help me get to them.
I think it is a booty call list of some sort.
ReplyDeletehey frogs i have the list. it is tucked between my tea lights and i dare you to try to get it. wait - slower. the sickness is all around me.
ReplyDeleterichard simmons please light me up.
ReplyDeleteI am sending Richard to Uncle Fritz. He will be doing a striptease for him tonight.
ReplyDeleteIt's dıfferent not havıng KW around to be annoyed wıth/entertaıned by anymore. Just thınkıng of the hate lıst, frogs.
ReplyDeleteDumb questıon/just checkıng:
ReplyDeleteUF ıs the Mr. ıs he not?
gree c just saıd yeah. ok.
Happy b-day UF. You are one lucky dog ıf for no other reason than because of the MM. But you seem pretty excellent on your own.
Capt'n!!!! I love seeing you on the blog and picturing you all the way in Turkey. xxx
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