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Thursday, February 23, 2006
Special Needs
Ham, this one goes out to you. There is nothing to be ashamed of, sometimes there is a shortness that accompanies the fur, sometimes there is a quickness that goes along with the stumps. Kitty, run! They'll never get you!!
This kitty is the savior of our souls, of each and every day. Kitty is ensconced in hampered limb actions, Kitty is less than and more than all in one.
My mother cooked me hamburger helper with eggs instead of hamburger. It tasted and looked like barf. As a result my complexion looks like mayonnaise and I am hated by all my acquaintances. I blame my mother for everything, it's only fair.
Was it creamy PD? A creamy Sloppy Jesus? From what I understand Jesus was a premature ejaculator so to honor him with white sauce would make perfect sense, esp. for a Catholic. Sounds dee-lish. If only I could tolerate the lactose I'd be so into the whole Catholic deal.
I am donning the costume of my foremothers today and will be very mournful but very hardworking. I will think of the short-legged runabout while I tend to my ill-conceived tasks.
I who innumerably becomes a bottleneck a certain fillet and makes it though it is standard one (Sofbi and Gareki) might be few. This work is started by the idea, it takes about three months or it has shortly taken complete one year when idly doing though it belittled very much. It is what I capricious often completed.
Longhorn, I am dizzy trying to understand what you have written. I thought I could figure it out but I cannot.
Edna, thanks for asking. I had a show at Luxe Gallery in Fall '04. At Feigen, I will have the front room, just to clarify that. There will be another artist, Suzanne Simonson, from Sweden, in the main space. A double girl header, a reason to rock out with our cocks out.
Ham, you are lucky to be you, even if your mum thought you were uneven. Screw her.
ReplyDeleteDo you think this kitty was poisoned in utero? Or just mutated by accident?
ReplyDeleteThis kitty is the savior of our souls, of each and every day. Kitty is ensconced in hampered limb actions, Kitty is less than and more than all in one.
ReplyDeleteThanks MM, for the shout out! I often wonder why??? why???? why????
ReplyDeleteI feel better now.
You are very special to be like this. Kudos.
ReplyDeleteThe kitty was poisened by meat loaf and hamburger helper.
ReplyDeleteHamburger Helper is from the planet doom. Alien helper is more like it.
ReplyDeleteMy mother cooked me hamburger helper with eggs instead of hamburger. It tasted and looked like barf. As a result my complexion looks like mayonnaise and I am hated by all my acquaintances. I blame my mother for everything, it's only fair.
ReplyDeleteMy ma fed me sloppy Joes, only she called them Sloppy Jesus.
ReplyDeleteWas it creamy PD? A creamy Sloppy Jesus? From what I understand Jesus was a premature ejaculator so to honor him with white sauce would make perfect sense, esp. for a Catholic. Sounds dee-lish. If only I could tolerate the lactose I'd be so into the whole Catholic deal.
ReplyDeleteAh, I see. Bloody premature ejaculator. Huh.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to love him.
ReplyDeletemy cat has a stump instead of a tail. now when i see a cat with a tail it looks wrong.
ReplyDeletePusspuss is proudly displaying the nethers, plus pink paw pads. She says, "so my legs are a little stumpy... SO WHAT. Look what I got, sucka!"
ReplyDeleteww, does your kitty hop like a rabbit? this is what I have heard.
ReplyDeleteI want to see your stump tail kitty WW. This kitty is disastrous with little stumps. PD has a small vestigial tail, it's very appealing.
ReplyDeleteI am donning the costume of my foremothers today and will be very mournful but very hardworking. I will think of the short-legged runabout while I tend to my ill-conceived tasks.
ReplyDeletePD, about your growing tail. . .please keep that to yourself so that MM can maintain this PG-13 rating.
ReplyDeletemy stump tail kitty is named cleo. it is fun to pet her and let your hand run off the stump. it's a little fuzzy nugget.
ReplyDeleteNo, Pigmon is good.
ReplyDeleteI who innumerably becomes a bottleneck a certain fillet and makes it though it is standard one (Sofbi and Gareki) might be few.
This work is started by the idea, it takes about three months or it has shortly taken complete one year when idly doing though it belittled very much.
It is what I capricious often completed.
yes pigmon good.
ReplyDeleteWhat are the exact dates for your Feigen show? Is it your NYC solo debut?
ReplyDeleteLonghorn, I am dizzy trying to understand what you have written. I thought I could figure it out but I cannot.
ReplyDeleteEdna, thanks for asking. I had a show at Luxe Gallery in Fall '04. At Feigen, I will have the front room, just to clarify that. There will be another artist, Suzanne Simonson, from Sweden, in the main space. A double girl header, a reason to rock out with our cocks out.
excellent. no cocks necessary. congrats!
ReplyDeleteYou're right. No to cocks. Yes to big vagina faces!!! Or maybe not.
ReplyDeleteyes to pussy faces with short legs and stub tails!
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