Thursday, July 28, 2005

Pooltime Surprises



This is the sport of choice to soothe the fractured souls of contemporary man and woman. Expressive as well as athletic, it requires heavy make-up for proper execution of stunts. Style is important. Life experience also comes into play, as well as emotion. High scores are awarded when feelings that heretofore may have lain dormant, awaken in the hearts of the judges. It is time to bear witness to the synchronous underwater gestures, the doubling in unison. It is time to study the violent wet ways of twin swimmers.

40 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:55 AM

    i like this very much. We are behind them.

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  2. Wow, what a look! So dangerous, so haught couture, so moist and glistening. I will use red eye shadow, bind hair into sadisticly tight pony tail and cover body with glycerin. I need a clone.

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  3. Yes, a clone! Or maybe if the ponytail is tight enough then the features become less recognizable and someone who is not your twin will look like your twin - same sparkly suit and eye shadow, same nose plugs. Illusion of clone may be good enough. We can all dress like this and go out with purposeful hand movements. A band of ecstatic, frightened, always- wet swimmers.

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  4. Anonymous8:36 AM

    These girls are fearful of the beast that lurks beneath the waters.

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  5. Anonymous9:08 AM

    I would bet that stump handed people are underrepresented in this sport. I am going to change all that, I am a strong swimmer. I am ready to act out variety with my puffy stubs popping up out of the water. My mouth is very elastic and this would add to my emotional content. Fun!

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  6. Ok, I guess the Illusion of clone will be adequate. Pony tail will pull eyes to side of head like a fish, a new species will immerge and we will be their leaders... or no, there is no need for a leader, like ants, we will know what to do, communicating telepathically.

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  7. What Music do they flux to? I'm guesing Kraftwerk, Devo? Fischerspooner? John Cage? Charles Ives? Swedish Flute Music?

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  8. Charles Ives...now that is a good idea. Corny must be the DJ.

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  9. Anonymous9:51 AM

    I am practicing the hand movements in my cell. They are liberating.

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  10. Anonymous9:52 AM

    I am a very talented musical entity. Please use my music too.

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  11. Yes Krix! The hand movements are the key to liberty and freedom for all. You may remove your pants now and put on the nose plugs.

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  12. Anonymous10:09 AM

    I will don noseplugs and earplugs and leave everything else to chance.

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  13. Chance is ours for the having. Leaving everything to it is the only option. Krix wise.

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  14. Sloth is hypnotized by these water-sprites. They are sending strange commands to the brain-stem. Processing...

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  15. Anonymous1:24 PM

    I wish to be like this. Golden moments transfixed under the ripply loveliness.

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  16. Anonymous2:58 PM

    I will not let you forget to breathe, water sprites. I am there for you.

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  17. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Water sprites, you are overloading me with your emphatic movements. I am quickly becoming overwhelmed by sensory input. Please retreat to a meditation room and burn some nag champa.

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  18. Anonymous3:04 PM

    I am damaged goods.

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  19. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Only a few may call me by this name. beware to those with tuna can in their wall.

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  20. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Hi HAMMY!!!!!!

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  21. Anonymous3:10 PM

    what type of system hams? Is it a system of suspension and distribution of goods and lacking services?

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  22. Anonymous3:15 PM

    I am highly evolved in Ham Paw.

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  23. Anonymous3:16 PM

    I would like to commune with you, Broca's Area. Are you available for dinner sometime?

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  24. Anonymous3:17 PM

    I am just like you. Except different. But not too different.

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  25. Anonymous3:31 PM

    So hams, what about her?

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  26. Stomp her like an empty soda can.

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  27. Anonymous3:51 PM

    man i love these broads in the photo! i feel like i should just give in and follow them.

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  28. Anonymous3:57 PM

    lupis, that sounds like a good idea.

    Arms akimbo I say!

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  29. Ham Paw, is there a tiny driver sitting in the seat of your soul and trouble? Is there a window so we can peek in and wave?

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  30. hohohoho. fofofofofo. i losey my mindy. yes!!!! CRAZY TIME IS COMING NOW TO THE MOUNTAINOUS HOUSE!!!! I AM LIVING IN A BOMB SHELTER MADE OF SILLY PUTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  31. Anonymous5:10 PM

    This is unbelievable. The girls, the water, the times we live in. I am ready to succumb to the whiteness, give myself over to an amoral high. I cannot cope.

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  32. Crazy time = fun time, MM!

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  33. pee ess: You must get lots of funny papers to transfer onto the walls of your shelter. Silly Putty is a most excellent palimpsest.

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  34. Mountain Man I got death threats on my blog by Ray D. so, I'm making a change people will now become team members in order to be able to comment so If you want to be on my team please contact me at actoraj@torcasomedia and your friend two. Ham Paw I need your e-mail address in order to invite you and then you can be a member of my blog and we can post in peace.

    I don't want you to stop going to my blog.

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  35. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Hi MM! I miss you!!! Hope you are having a chicklet extravaganza!

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  36. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Hi MM! Glad to hear you are enjoying the nephew. I have come to terms with the fact I will never be an auntie.

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  37. High scores are awarded when feelings that heretofore may have lain dormant, awaken in the hearts of the judges.

    Would those feelings include the sort of unbridled bone-chilling horror that comes with seeing rigor-mortis-ridden corpses pop up to the top of a public swimming pool eyes wide open?

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