This is the sport of choice to soothe the fractured souls of contemporary man and woman. Expressive as well as athletic, it requires heavy make-up for proper execution of stunts. Style is important. Life experience also comes into play, as well as emotion. High scores are awarded when feelings that heretofore may have lain dormant, awaken in the hearts of the judges. It is time to bear witness to the synchronous underwater gestures, the doubling in unison. It is time to study the violent wet ways of twin swimmers.
i like this very much. We are behind them.
ReplyDeleteWow, what a look! So dangerous, so haught couture, so moist and glistening. I will use red eye shadow, bind hair into sadisticly tight pony tail and cover body with glycerin. I need a clone.
ReplyDeleteYes, a clone! Or maybe if the ponytail is tight enough then the features become less recognizable and someone who is not your twin will look like your twin - same sparkly suit and eye shadow, same nose plugs. Illusion of clone may be good enough. We can all dress like this and go out with purposeful hand movements. A band of ecstatic, frightened, always- wet swimmers.
ReplyDeleteThese girls are fearful of the beast that lurks beneath the waters.
ReplyDeleteI would bet that stump handed people are underrepresented in this sport. I am going to change all that, I am a strong swimmer. I am ready to act out variety with my puffy stubs popping up out of the water. My mouth is very elastic and this would add to my emotional content. Fun!
ReplyDeleteOk, I guess the Illusion of clone will be adequate. Pony tail will pull eyes to side of head like a fish, a new species will immerge and we will be their leaders... or no, there is no need for a leader, like ants, we will know what to do, communicating telepathically.
ReplyDeleteWhat Music do they flux to? I'm guesing Kraftwerk, Devo? Fischerspooner? John Cage? Charles Ives? Swedish Flute Music?
ReplyDeleteCharles Ives...now that is a good idea. Corny must be the DJ.
ReplyDeleteI am practicing the hand movements in my cell. They are liberating.
ReplyDeleteI am a very talented musical entity. Please use my music too.
ReplyDeleteYes Krix! The hand movements are the key to liberty and freedom for all. You may remove your pants now and put on the nose plugs.
ReplyDeleteI will don noseplugs and earplugs and leave everything else to chance.
ReplyDeleteChance is ours for the having. Leaving everything to it is the only option. Krix wise.
ReplyDeleteSloth is hypnotized by these water-sprites. They are sending strange commands to the brain-stem. Processing...
ReplyDeleteI wish to be like this. Golden moments transfixed under the ripply loveliness.
ReplyDeleteI will not let you forget to breathe, water sprites. I am there for you.
ReplyDeleteWater sprites, you are overloading me with your emphatic movements. I am quickly becoming overwhelmed by sensory input. Please retreat to a meditation room and burn some nag champa.
ReplyDeleteI am damaged goods.
ReplyDeleteOnly a few may call me by this name. beware to those with tuna can in their wall.
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ReplyDeleteI am highly evolved in Ham Paw.
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ReplyDeleteI am just like you. Except different. But not too different.
ReplyDeleteSo hams, what about her?
ReplyDeleteStomp her like an empty soda can.
ReplyDeleteman i love these broads in the photo! i feel like i should just give in and follow them.
ReplyDeletelupis, that sounds like a good idea.
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Ham Paw, is there a tiny driver sitting in the seat of your soul and trouble? Is there a window so we can peek in and wave?
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ReplyDeleteThis is unbelievable. The girls, the water, the times we live in. I am ready to succumb to the whiteness, give myself over to an amoral high. I cannot cope.
ReplyDeleteCrazy time = fun time, MM!
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Hi MM! I miss you!!! Hope you are having a chicklet extravaganza!
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ReplyDeleteHi MM! Glad to hear you are enjoying the nephew. I have come to terms with the fact I will never be an auntie.
ReplyDeleteHigh scores are awarded when feelings that heretofore may have lain dormant, awaken in the hearts of the judges.
ReplyDeleteWould those feelings include the sort of unbridled bone-chilling horror that comes with seeing rigor-mortis-ridden corpses pop up to the top of a public swimming pool eyes wide open?
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