I am angry, this cannot be helped. The anger is lovely, like the stench of shrimp left out overnight. I am not in charge of these feelings, they come from Zogg, who is my true leader.
I am growing more fur than ever. I am wearing a shrunken vest. There is an interaction coming up in the next few minutes that I am not able to have without foaming at the mouth. There is not so much more to say. I want to go home and draw demons.
I will eat bananas and fried chicken tonight. Only the tan foods.
Naughty behavior!!! Very immoral and wrong. Try to change and be nicer.
ReplyDeleteI too am a fan of the tan foods. It's a good diet. I am very slender because of it.
ReplyDeletethe stick treatments are doomed. My leader is pressured to rub things. Together we must rub out the negativity of the self and the conscious pleasure. I introduce to you the notion of rubbed pleasure and the mastery of the stick.
ReplyDeleteTan foods are not helpful in your condition. Try the reds.
ReplyDeleteThe stick treatments will be furthered with the assistance of many hussies. They are under the sway and can turn into zombies when pressured correctly.
ReplyDeleteI am sticking with the tans. Ham Paw. I know you are biased because you are ruddy. But I think tans are best to apply pressure on the colon which must be cleansed with the right pain levels.
ReplyDeleteI should be fired. I can't keeps this thing running smoothly, and it is full of evil and wrongdoings.
ReplyDeleteHam Paw. I want to lick you as well as rub. May i?
ReplyDeleteI have to go to church now.
ReplyDeleteHam Paw I am here to do your bidding. I am still wearing my pale blue tutu and am carrying my wand.
ReplyDeleteI would like to participate in the pressures, Ham Paw.
ReplyDeleteI am not fond of the tan foods. I am fond of the liquid foods.
ReplyDeleteI brought a flask to krixfort's job. I'm drinking grasshoppers.
ReplyDeleteMmmm grasshoppers and fried nuggets.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking about grasshopper pie this morning.
ReplyDeletethey are summoning me to a meeting. I wonder if they will notice I am drunk? They might smell the reek of creme de menthe.
ReplyDeleteI am doomed.
I am sorry for all of you. God forgive you.
ReplyDeleteanonymous you pious pus bag. i PRAY for YOU!
ReplyDeleteThe treatments are welcome to you all with the proper pressures and continuous calculations of the pleasure zones of the triumphant directors. The focus is on the continum of the others. The rest of us struggle while we forget.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your prayers anonymous. I need forgiveness because Beth has been very bad to me. I need to forgive myself really for not loving myself enough.
ReplyDeleteI cannot forgive you. You are unforgiveable and unloveable.
ReplyDeleteThe world would be a better place if we all practiced more self-love.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I worry about you. You are slowly destroying yourself and everyone you supposedly love. This is why Beth is very bad to you. Because you are bad.
ReplyDeleteThen I must forgive you anonymous. You need love and I have plenty for everyone. Especially if you have lots of boob.
ReplyDeleteYou must try to be more balanced.
ReplyDeleteYou are beyond repair MM. Good luck to you. I must leave now. You are going to suffer terrible punishments, mark my words.
ReplyDeleteI balance on your boobies.
ReplyDeleteI am boobieless. That is impossible. I am neutered.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to be consumed tonight by your own self-hate. Eat some candy, it's your last hope.
ReplyDeleteshow me.
ReplyDeleteThat is all for now.
ReplyDeleteanonymous and I want to meet you tonight.
ReplyDeleteI have poo yes. I have stuck, yes. I have poo stuck, yes.
ReplyDeleteI have lost my diapers and my demarcations. I have ceased to subsist. Please help.
ReplyDeleteI barely exist myself. I subsist on nothing plus pineapples.
ReplyDeleteI love pineappples.
ReplyDeleteI am told there are fun and games here.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about him but I would like to if I may. Are you that available?
ReplyDeleteI want to rub with MM.
ReplyDeleteI want to rub MM too.
ReplyDeleteI want to rub too. But shyly.
ReplyDeleteI miss tang.
ReplyDeleteI like rubber.
ReplyDeleteI heard Tang is on a slow boat to Thailand. Is this true?
ReplyDeleteI like Hi-C, not Tang
ReplyDeleteWho wants a piece of me?
ReplyDeletedamn Mary cheney, you are one dirty whore!
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ReplyDeleteMary gives us cool, attractive, and hyper-competitive lesbians a bad name!
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ReplyDeleteHi!! I am a lesbian too. Let's mingle.
ReplyDeleteI want all of you!!!
ReplyDeleteI love lesbians. They act all man-hatin' and such but once I get a rapin' they all give in, lift their hairy, trunk-like legs and hump like nobody's business. Sometimes I let them live. Before I untie them I tells them "You been scared straight, girl! Now, don't go back to lap-snackin' or I'll be back to get what's mine. I gots my eye on you."
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
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Mr. Wayne, that is so vile!
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ReplyDeleteoy! for the love of Zogg!
ReplyDeleteI am worried. I am vexed.
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