The thing that is so great about Mountain Man is that he is so expressive. He is okay with expressing his feelings. When he feels sad, he says so. When he is mad, he tells you. When he wants his neighbors to die, he tries to kill them. Who amongst you does not want to emulate this purity? GOOD LUCK TO ME!!! I want to stay this pure, this honest. I am a believable concept. I love to be alive. I love to drool.
Mountain Man, you need to wake up!!! If you admit to trying to kill your neighbors you might go to jail. Please try not to kill anyone. I really like you.
ReplyDeleteDrool is cool.
ReplyDeletei like drool too. gimme some now.
ReplyDeletei drool a lot. it's embarrassing. but i lick it off before people see it. mostly.
ReplyDeletestone, are you high?
ReplyDeletestone is a puddin' head.
ReplyDeleteI'm always high, Pebble.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I love drool. There is nothing better than drool hanging off a chick's chin.
Sorry Mountain Man, I am not into dudes.
stone you silly ninny. i was not coming onto you. why are there so many homophobes on this blog. i am here to love my fellow man. i don't always need to penetrate.
ReplyDeleteWhat's abouts the drool?
ReplyDeleteLeaky.
ReplyDeleteGAS YOU ARE THE COOLEST!!!! I think about you all the time.
ReplyDeleteMonosyllabic dipshit Gas is. He is not cool. He invented Dutch Ovens. Do you know how fucking uncool that is? Has that ever happened to you? I have to vomit.
ReplyDeletei love a dutch oven once in a while. willard you are too tiny for words. gas is omnipresent. he is a life force.
ReplyDeletereally, no way, i am so into "doin' the dutch"
ReplyDeleteever waffle?
chad, I believe you have stolen my identity. I am pursing my lips in response. You must stay where you are. You are under citizen's arrest.
ReplyDeleteI am me, dammit.
ReplyDeletedon't you try to be me.
be yourself.
Listen, I am so not you. I am so me. We have the same name. You are in for it.
ReplyDeleteI am it. You are such a poser. You could never be the Chad. You are Chud.
ReplyDeleteI am tired of being me. I am not really Chad. I am impersonating him. I am really someone else.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye Chad
ReplyDeleteGoodbye Chas. I will miss your keen sense of humor.
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