A blog about the New York artworld, body modification, mythical beasts, getting high, and wanting to die.
Thursday, March 24, 2005
GREETINGS FROM MOUNTAIN MAN.
Hi world! I am so pleasant to the universe. I am the triumph of tomorrow! I have a tingle in my bingo. The friendliness of the flowers have opened up to me!
so anyway, did you know that I saw Beth in her renaissance fair outfit last night. I don't think I was hallucinating. She was with a bald midget and a circus seal. They were trying to negotiate the the turnstyle at the 8th avenue L stop but the seal seemed to be afraid of the metal bar.
debunker. Take the zoloft. I'm forcing you. If you like me you will.
krixfort. you did see her. the only problem is that it was not a seal. It was a donkey. She cannot fully meet my manly needs and I require some extra. That is understandable I think.
You don't need love to procreate. I have three disgusting sons from a loveless marriage. I don't care about them. I have other people in my life to love.
This is silliness. I recommend meditation and wipping for the rambling fools. Is there sex, drugs and gambling involved in this. Are you driving poor preggers PD into despair?
welcome to the world of tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteMM, your positivity is astounding! I would like some of that to rub off on me. Don't take that the wrong way.
ReplyDeleteI liked to be rubbed. What do you mean about the wrong way?
ReplyDeleteso anyway, did you know that I saw Beth in her renaissance fair outfit last night. I don't think I was hallucinating. She was with a bald midget and a circus seal. They were trying to negotiate the the turnstyle at the 8th avenue L stop but the seal seemed to be afraid of the metal bar.
ReplyDeleteI love a good zoloft and jamesons coktail myself. Throw in a little xanax for good measure. and maybe a percocet.
ReplyDeletei want to rub you.
ReplyDeletehorace, you want to rub Mountain Man? You are ambiguous. Is that your personality type?
ReplyDeletedebunker. Take the zoloft. I'm forcing you. If you like me you will.
ReplyDeletekrixfort. you did see her. the only problem is that it was not a seal. It was a donkey. She cannot fully meet my manly needs and I require some extra. That is understandable I think.
I want to rub EVERYTHING! I rub the car, the bus, the desk! I LOVE IT!! AND I LOVE EVERYONE!
ReplyDeleteI require that you not rub against me. It is against my principles.
ReplyDeleteI doubt you saw me. What color was my cloak yesterday?
ReplyDeleteMy wine skin is full. I am suckling.
ReplyDeleteAre you fragile within or without?
ReplyDeleteI like breaking stuff. You are hard to resist debunker. Do you have breasts?
ReplyDeleteor are you a man?
ReplyDeleteI like rubbing so that's okay too.
ReplyDeletedebunker, don't i know you from the pit?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to you as a child, debunker? What turned you flacid?
ReplyDeleteDebunker what are your attributes? Do you suck candy?
ReplyDeletea tail, i see. is it furry?
ReplyDeletedo you mean you have to poo?
ReplyDeleteI know a remedy for debunker. If you attempt the toad in a fashion of the ignorant, your ineptitude will be forgiven. Stretch your teacup so to speak.
ReplyDeleteI have a unusually curving back that really needs stretching. Can I use this procedure too? I am in constant pain.
ReplyDeletePoo is cleansing from the perspective of the initiated. The cleansing enema with spanking of poo stick is a cure all.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe you need to love. All you need is the remedies.
ReplyDeleteDo you have children, PD?
ReplyDeleteyou sound mutant.
ReplyDeleteFill me up with liquid.
ReplyDeletelove and solemnity are a constant. I would like to take debunker to a meeting at the masons. He needs stretching.
ReplyDeleteBut that's not fair to everyone else. Why does he/she get to go. I think he's a boy.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need love to procreate. I have three disgusting sons from a loveless marriage. I don't care about them. I have other people in my life to love.
ReplyDeleteI think you are a boy too PD. You have a whiff of the stick about you.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't we meet up and throw stuff sometime? I know you want to be positive, but I think you would rather hurt things. Admit it.
ReplyDeleteMay I see them? I love pendulous breasts. They are fragrant as the wind.
ReplyDeleteI have the goods. I have the stick and the softs. PD is lying. I saw his stick at the truck stop.
ReplyDeleteI saw the stick.
ReplyDeleteThis is silliness. I recommend meditation and wipping for the rambling fools. Is there sex, drugs and gambling involved in this. Are you driving poor preggers PD into despair?
ReplyDeleteI am getting ready to nestle. I am getting ready to get real close. I have a fistful of downers.
ReplyDeleteDo you like to be tied into funny positions?
ReplyDeleteThis is recomended.
ReplyDeletePD is fun.
ReplyDeleteWhat did his stick look like?
ReplyDeletewhy not? Can beth join in?
ReplyDeleteI promise, no love. I can do it.
ReplyDeleteBeth may not be able to help herself.
ReplyDeletewe fall in love easily. But we rub earnestly. PLEASE JOIN! Zoloft for all!
ReplyDeletePD you are cooky. I don't like your name much though.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the problem? Do you fall in love easily or not easily? I'm totally confused.
ReplyDeleteI am ready to tie. I have my ropes. I have downers to tease you with.
ReplyDeleteWe fall in love easily. I have more control than Beth. Beth is slow.
ReplyDeletepuker get out of my way.
ReplyDeleteI will win her over with my jargon. Do you think I'm sexy?
ReplyDeleteeschew love and practice grace and hemmoidal treatments
ReplyDeletei do not like the looks of you post modernist. I can barely handle PD. Why do you bring such terms into the freedom of fantasy?
ReplyDeleteI have a yeast infection.
ReplyDeleteYou cannot debunk me you filthy whore!!! Heel!!!! (that was just for fun)
ReplyDeleteI hate that when I click on your name it does not go to a blog. WHY do you not have a blog? PD????
ReplyDeletePD I would like to see a pic of you nude.
ReplyDeletePostmodernDebunker, you're my kinda he/she!
ReplyDeleteDo you think you might have time to swing over my way after you're through with MM's household?
Beth, that's a trick question. You know it was green.
Filthy whore!!! I just like to say it sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHow did you meet Beth MM?
ReplyDeletewe met at a parade i think. actually i can't remember. my breath stinks of skippy super chunk.
ReplyDelete