THIS is very bad news in an office pf cibicles.
There was trouble this morning. The woman with the tuber breasts yelled at me last night VERY RUDELY and she got in trouble. She bragged about it this morning and someone TATTLED on her. NOT ME! The boss had a meeting with her and now she is very quiet. This is a victory.
This is an A-plus day. Minus the gas, makes it only a B and the trouble I got in last night takes it down to a C. So the A-plus is nullified.
Why don't you gas yourself MM? Sounds like it's time to go down softly. My time is coming soon.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking your co-worker needs a spanking. It's good for you!!!
ReplyDeleteI am blueberry flavored.
ReplyDeleteCitrus.
ReplyDeleteI need to be dipped in ketchup mixed with tobasco. I like the spicy stuff.
ReplyDeleteI am glad your co-worker is in troubs. She sounds like a goon.
I don't want to die yet Frail Old Man!!! I am toothy and strong willed. I have some muscle tone. Some fat too, but I am still biting around with intensity.
ReplyDeleteAthletics are so important.
ReplyDeleteIf you work out, you will never have to worry about your coworkers, you can kill or maim them without ever leaving your cubicle.
Squats kill the twats.
I am so furtively cute. I have a peely tan. I love to lie around on beaches. I am in great shape too. Let's all go to the gym and eat sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteYou are mean and rude. You should live by yourself Nadia
ReplyDeletedear nadia,
ReplyDeleteyou are fun!!! however, i think twat is a rude terminology. i prefer c***.
love,
mm
bruce you are probably clueless. drink some wine and go to bed.
ReplyDeleteNo one loves me. Where is troll and goblin?? I bet they would like to play. Except I am less magical and more processed.
ReplyDeleteTroll and Goblin are dead and beneath 6 layers of earth. I murdered them with broken bottles earlier today. MORE PEOPLE MUST DIE. I love watching blood trickles.
ReplyDeleteHey Bikini Line,
ReplyDeleteLet's hang out.
I love working out and the company of other women. I am not a lesbian, I just like the female form. The ins and outs of the thigh lines etc..
have you ever used a Versaclimber, yummm.
Do you juice?
Svetlana, you sound like a WHORE!!!!
ReplyDeleteBruce sounds like a whore too.
ReplyDeleteSvetlana, may I lick your rancid toes and set your hair on fire? You sound like you need intensity in your life.
ReplyDeleteThere seems to a strong Russian contingent tonight. I loves the Ruskies. I am Finnish, like from Finland. No one ever understands me unless I am online. Thank you Mountain man.
ReplyDeleteI am Finnish!!!! I have killed many Russians in my woods!!!! Do you not recognize the face of evil that is waiting to kill you???
ReplyDeleteDeloise, I hear tell that your thighs are like Cheez Wiz. Soft and gooey. Almost to the point of embarrassment. But you sound sexy and full of sex excitement.
ReplyDeleteMM
ReplyDeleteMy life is unfortunately too intense. My need to have my toes liked is intense. Please please please do not set my hair on fire though. I just paid last month's rent on a coloring which I absolutely adore, so please MM, I will do anything you ask, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. I will be back in a minute my boss just came in...
Get back to your desk you hussy. You are insolent.
ReplyDeleteA monster is threatening to break my computer.
ReplyDeleteI AM FRETTING ABOUT NOTHING!!!! I am taking my clothes off at work again. I am working overtime and in exchange for my loyalty I feel I should be allowed to work nude.
ReplyDeleteYes Mr. Twister,
ReplyDeletePlease tell Mr. Minister, "das vedanya." I am so sorry I was not at my desk when you came in. The coffee maker broke and we ran out of filters and my master called and I have another girl problem. I will work overtime tonight. Spazeba.
Nude.
ReplyDeleteDIE BLOGGERS!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am coming to tie you up!!! Watch it.
ReplyDeleteI love rope games
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