It could not be more exciting to be human and be prodded with bladed instruments. Today is the day to celebrate the cartoon format of your main organ. Meanwhile, the freezing rain pelts the windows, making herky jerky percussion that echos the probably senseless thought activity in your head. The slush beckons you to fall in it, bum first. The later ices will bring certain death through foot and mouth. If it pleases you go ahead and rejoice in the heart, but be careful is all I ask.
If you are lucky information will seep slowly up through the sole of your boot into your foot up your leg. Certain pieces of information may be helpful in your journey to become more or less human.
ReplyDeleteI need some themes for my art. Please help me. Please leave art ideas in the comment section. You will be paid back with the knowledge that you have helped. Isnt' that enough.
The penis on my back is re-growing.
I love cartoon formats. Aeon Flux' eyelashes, the Tasmanian Devil's testicles, all things drawn and animated. "Thump, thump, thump" made visible in every cell. A resounding "Thwaaaaaaaaaak" to you this day Mountain Man. Keep the icicles out of your beard and the slush from your booty.
ReplyDeleteHi Svetlana. May the thrushes come to you as well as the thwacks. I wish health and good fortune for you. My hope is that peril stays away.
ReplyDeletebooty in this case being the Pirate kind, no slush money, no wet jewelry....
ReplyDeleteI am speaking to you through the storm. I am telling jokes that aren't funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mountain Man, I had to put a restraining order on Peril. He was such a freak every since we broke up.
ReplyDeletePeril Stevens? I hate him.
ReplyDeleteI think you have me confused with Feral Stevens. It happens a lot.
ReplyDeleteget ready for the year of the pig, MM. Ding hai, brother, Ding hai.
ReplyDeletewhen will it be my year?
ReplyDeletealways a bridesmaid. . .
hearts to you MM!
ReplyDeletexoxxoxoxxx
Hearts to you too Krix!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the beef? This is good if you're a lover not a fighter, a liver not a bladder.
ReplyDeletewhat if you live in a beef bladder?
ReplyDeleteThen a sliver of cheese can kill. I have no beef with that.
ReplyDeleteDear MM:
ReplyDeleteWe're in the deep freeze, and its extending in your direction. Its nice to share. Resistance is futile.. Prepare to be assimulated(?). Happy Valentines Day to ya'll.
Spot ya an icicle! Chocolate is being rationed...!!!!
USB I embrace the deep freeze. And chocolate is a good coping mechanism.
ReplyDeleteA sliver of cheese however gives me frights in the night. I have a number of phobias, cheeze is one.
um. i'm in the mood for love... or maybe it's a cheesesteak...
ReplyDeletealll i want today are conversation hearts, a whole vat of them, with saying like "fuck yeah" and "you're awesome" and "pass the baloney"
ReplyDeletelet us explore the art themes. i will take the rejects.
ReplyDeletei cannot think of any themes.
yes, fairy... me too. also "balls out!"
ReplyDeleteI mean about the hearts. not the arts.
ReplyDeletesweet tarts.
ReplyDeleteMore sayings for hearts:
ReplyDeleteF Me
Gimme Somethin'
Try Me On
Do it
Lemme have some
Taste my nads
Happy V-day everyone! I just got some conversation hearts...
ReplyDeleteWhat's that smell?
I love your hairy pits
Mind the hemorrhoids!
Set me on fire.
I'll set you on fire PD. No problem. I just bought some gasoline for UF's dinner.
ReplyDeleteSet my hemorrhoids on fire
ReplyDeleteAh, the ol' poisoned V-day dinner. So Hallmark of you.
ReplyDeleteI am forcing my lady to bring me pizza and lots of it.
ReplyDeletePizza. Yum. I think I am going to make steak and taters.
ReplyDeleteAs for art ideas...why not become a performer artist. Incorporate lavender sweats and lyrical sandals in your postmodern critique of the phenomenological paradigms of today?
ReplyDeletePD that is so polemical.
ReplyDeleteHallmark does not support the ideas and suggestions presented here. Rather, we suggest you say it with slow torturous kicks to the kidneys.
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to PD.
ReplyDeletethemes:
ReplyDeletesuction tubing.
party confetti and head gear
the water bottle as metaphore for life and liberty
chance and time in terms of hair growth
kittens without moms
portable urinals
pink sweaters for men
cupcakes
jesus juice
cults
time and space ships
message in a bottle that has just washed up
thought bubbles
light bulbs
edison
intercoms
fictional bells.
sounds that hurt
candy in excess.
"kittens without moms..." beautiful, hammy. poignant.
ReplyDeletethemes:
ReplyDeletetutenkhomen
urinary tract infections
spandex
lancing boils
spaghetti
chapped hands and greasy spoons
microscopic demons
air rifles
eggbeater turbines
ReplyDeletetoe problems
recipes for disaster
questionable stains
war is hell
elephant as metaphor
rat fur coat
themes:
ReplyDeletepolitics and sadness
north pole
ear mites
cupping
bloody things
contraptions that make life easier
digital time
underwater
baggies
satan's feedbag
ReplyDeletechumming the waves
how do birds kiss?
flies I have killed
the taste of paste
world's biggest meatball
I am my own pet
animal-balloon angioplasty
woweeee....could i be any luckier to have friends like you?
ReplyDeletethis is a beautiful list that needs to be honored.
Maybe the next post should be on possible art themes as a follow up to last year's show title post?
I am my own pet
Party Confetti and Head Gear
Chapped Hands and Greasy Spoons
Brilliant.
Toe replacement surgery on the Corner
ReplyDeleteHangnails for Sale
Parade of Curdled Flesh and Lice
Skinless Clowns Behead Monkeys
Trying on Nightgowns
Magnetic Ass Plunger
Mouth stuffed with eggs
Ginger ale on my vest
My name is Cory
Your name is Cory
ReplyDeleteHearts are for Scraping
Yelling in the form of Musculature
Tire tracks on my soul
Fashionable Items left in the rain
I meant to say, "balloon animal angioplasty"... damn dyslexia...
ReplyDeleteMagnetic Ass Plunger!!! I got one of those for Valentine's day... MM, how did you know?
Slothy the Ass Plunger is desperately happy to be yours. Your ass is the ass of reason and perfection ideals. Thank you. Dyslexia is a prerequisite.
ReplyDeleteoh my dog, ems. the plunged substances make the perfect crumble-cake topping. just sayin.
ReplyDeleteHeart candy sayings (can also be substituted for art themes:)
ReplyDeleteyou my dogg now
can I get a what what
balls to the wall
tender tendril
where's the beef?
"bee" mine
forever's gonna start tonite
my ass is like whoa
luv is...
Or Capt'n,
ReplyDeletemy ass is like woe
Your ass is woe! Meet me in the schoolyard at 3pm!
ReplyDeletefun! can we write so more lists today?
ReplyDeletesloths, can i borrow the magnetic ass plunger? There's a bundle of paper clips I've been meaning to recycle.
bumpstar,
ReplyDeletefor the record, I'm sitting here laughing at "my ass is like woe."
I keep looking at this picture like it's a big drippy scoop of chocolate ice cream. MMMMM, hearts.
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