.I need to own this. Look how his feet are bare and his toenails painted nicely black. I would like to acquire several of these and line them up in a row behind my bed. Sometimes I feel like him - large and bulbous, disease-ridden, pock-marked, a fright in the night, a chunk of balloon-viscera that hovers above. Heavy and weightless at the same time, very nice. I heart you Baron, even though you are a meanie.
Where are the diseases on his face?
ReplyDeleteI know, the bumps should be pinker.
ReplyDeleteI am as wide as this. I am less bumpy and cannot float. He is lucky.
ReplyDeleteperhaps this is a young version of baron H. Accumulations of Barons underfoot is promising thinking MM. I wonder if they have a doll for the bene gesserit baby witch? I can't remember her name but I heart her.
ReplyDeleteYou mean Alia? Paul's little sister? I loved her voice in the movie, they dubbed it right? Alia was an abomination but I hearted her too. The original Dune is my favorite movie ever.
ReplyDeleteYes, Alia. I want to embody her. I want to have the deep-voice command power and wear that outfit too.
ReplyDeleteYou will have to shave a portion of your head, won't you? This could be a beauty of a look, very versatile for switching gears into gym teacher mode. It all hooks up somehow.
ReplyDeleteI think I need to purchase the Dune (David Lynch) DVD today. I am also buying some garden gnomes.
ReplyDeletemaybe for the gym teacher look I can get a bangs hair-dickey to fill in the look, but it is okay if there are bare patches showing.
ReplyDeleteGarden gnomes are lovely creatures of the enchanted woods. And Dune is something I would like to purchase and study as well. May I recommend an assortment of enchanted woods-animals for your garden? Yes to bunnies and deer, frogs and large mushrooms. (I am aware that mushrooms are not animals).
ReplyDeleteFB, a bangs hair-dickey. You are a visionary.
ReplyDeleteYou may need to purchase some creatures too MM. The spotted ceramic red and white mushrooms are very cute for plant decorations.
ReplyDeletehorst, I bet you would float in a wishing well.
ReplyDeleteUncle Fritz and I inherited many magical creatures from his grandmother. They are very soothing. My next outdoor project is to paint pets on rocks. I have a book that tells you how to do this, how to squish all the friendly details in.
ReplyDeleteThank you for paying me notice, FB, I am touched. I would have to remove the iron weights from my pockets in order to float in a wishing well. I may be too rotund to fit in. Thank you for your high estimation of my ability.
ReplyDeleteare you really buying garden gnomes FB? I secretly love them. don't tell anyone.
ReplyDeletei am buying garden gnomes for my cube wall, but as I peruse the many varities on ebay I may need my own personal stash. Let it be know, however, that I abhore the travelocity gnome almost like my hate for alan alda and robin williams.
ReplyDeleteHorst, I bet if I removed all the weights (I will look in the skin folds too) and greased you up you would float like a lovely lotus flower in a well.
ReplyDeleteRobin Williams...UGH! I must deli-slice him.
ReplyDeleteGnomes are special.
i know this man!
ReplyDeleteIs that his belly poking through the front?
ReplyDeletethe saddest clown in the world
ReplyDeleteIt would be fun to jump up and down on him like a big bed.
ReplyDeleteDo you think there is jelly inside, or meats for the deli-slicer? He could feed the starving nations.
ReplyDeletehi sloth! I too wonder if there is jelly inside like the incredible hulk doll /stretch armstrong green guy?
ReplyDeleteYes FB! That stuff was cool. It was a physics-defying material, like Flubber.
ReplyDeletemy thighs are full of flubber
ReplyDeleteFB, I think you need a lawn jockey for your cube. They're all the rage.
ReplyDeleteThis gentleman is clearly of the wealthy class. He would require attendants to dress him, truss him, and perform the pedicure.
ReplyDeletei would love to know what shade of black his servants paint his toenails
ReplyDeleteHey....I am the real PD!! And I'm the saddest clown in the.....
ReplyDeletedammit, why is this place falling apart all of a sudden? Something's missing...
ReplyDeleteWhere is Ham Paw? I asked him for those reports two days ago!
ReplyDeleteToday is my chance to report to the boss Ham Paw's internet activities and hour padding.
ReplyDeletePdiddy is also the saddest clown
ReplyDeletemmmmmm.... kleenex babies.
ReplyDeleteHP, I am going to view your relics again today. I am waiting for the all-clear so I can depart the beige. I hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteI have now painted my toes black too in honor of the Baron. HP, I hope you are starving your Kleenex babies. They ought not to live. Please get well.
ReplyDeleteHP: have you at least spread it to all 50 floors?
ReplyDeleteFeel better and stay away from pizza.
I heart pizza PD. I want some. I am eating my chair instead.
ReplyDeleteHam Paw, are you part deity in the Greek way? Are you the God of Kleenex and Anus? I think you are. I bow down before you. You are anointful. You are a mystic of the inclement weathers.
ReplyDeleteHammy, recycling is beneficial; the Baron is a green baron, after all. Sloth is happy that your fluids are finally staying inside the Ham, where they belong. It makes such a nice relieved feeling to get over a cold.
ReplyDeleteHere is a question: is the baron Finnish? Harkonnen is a Finny name.
ReplyDeleteSloth I was wondering that myself. It must be derived from a Finnish word, the Finns like K's. The Finns are a dangerous people, they kill many in their haunted woods. They are to be trusted though, the have fortitude to share, unlike the Dutch who are harmful in every way.
ReplyDeleteSomething horrible is about to befall you, MM, for slandering the Dutch as you do. Your face will be rubbed in doggy poopoo and you will be forced to watch as other people attain their dreams and wants while you never do. I, for one, will be besotted with a piney sort of laugh-smell. F-you.
ReplyDeleteNo...the criminal is still at large...as they say.
ReplyDeleteSo do you own stock in Kleenex or what? Can kleenex alone handle the after effects of the laxatives??
I have kleenex stuck in my anus. it has been there so long. it hurts and i have been so constipated.
ReplyDeleteThe Baron is Finished! Finished I tell you!
ReplyDeleteMandy you sound vile. You are broken and forlorn.
ReplyDeletePerhaps your parts should be removed. You are twins in the brown-out.
ReplyDeleteStigma. you are foul and useless. What is there if not parts and portions. Open conversation and relaxation of social norms.
ReplyDeleteDIE STIGMA. YOur torture is unwarranted. BEAT IT
ReplyDeleteMandy, HP, your anuses sound troublesome and gross. Why not remove them?
ReplyDeleteStigma, obviously the anus is a very sensitive issue for HP and Mandy, quite literally. Please be kind like a soothing lotion. Or there may be a shriveling.
ReplyDeleteHP, do not go near Mandy--you may catch something. You must slip into a thin plastic coat of goo to shield you.
ReplyDeleteDo anuses look like raisins when they shrivel? I hardly think my comments qualify as torture. That is an exaggeration.
ReplyDeletehey stigma...you can't remove the anus, as it is actually negative space--you dig?
ReplyDeletePD is right. Mandy seems toxic. Please become the Ham Paw in the bubble and protect yourself from all stimulants, laxatives, and germs. You are chosen to suffer. You must submit to the stages.
ReplyDeleteThe anus is the valve if you will. The empty space is the space in the middle from where the brown out emerges. You dig? Are you stupid or something?
ReplyDeleteI do not want to be ever confused with an anus. I am a different kind of pressure center, I regulate the earthy sanctuary of bliss in the roaming midriff.
ReplyDeleteStigma are you on someone's eye?
ReplyDeleteI tried to get my anus removed, er, or the valve, and the doctor said absolutely not. He said it would put an end to my sex life if I did that.
ReplyDeleteStigma, uh, are you on some holy guys palms?
ReplyDeleteThat would be the stigmata, idiot!
ReplyDeleteMandy do you enjoy the sodomy of bears? I am on both the palm and the eye. I am like a wart but weepier.
ReplyDeleteThis is confusing. Stigma, I believe you are merely on a chair or a bed, not someone else's body part. As for Mandy, I cannot believe she takes it in the tush. Would you ever want to come over and learn Beth how to be so charmful?
ReplyDeleteShe is too protective of her valve, Beth. She needs to learn how to share it with others who request entry.
ReplyDeleteMandy, you and I have a lot in common. I am hung up and strung up. I am zooming in on pains that prevent normal movements. I am considering suicide at this very moment.
ReplyDeleteI have not come around in a while. What is all of this fiddling coming to? It is like weeds. Please do not sword fight in the wild grasses, please bend over and stay firm for the incoming zoom.
ReplyDeletei wish i was someone else.
ReplyDeleteI agree ugly, I feel the same way.
ReplyDeletea chickenhead is what he needs so the baron can go to kfc, extra crispy.
ReplyDeleteI loved DUNE, awesome story telling!
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