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They are fugly.
Kittens are cuter than guinea pigs, that's true. What color is your fur?
PUG!!!!! Back away from kitten!!! She is innocent. You are devilish and oppressive. Do not address her again.
Ahhhhhhh, they look fresh and ready for insertion!
Art Superstar, you must STAY AWAY FROM THEM. Do you not comprehend me? No insertion. They will devour you from the inside out. Please obey me.
insertion? blech.
This is bad news about the pigs. I have been a fan of them for quite a while.
It's truly bad news.
Squeamish, I totally agree. Let's kill him with forks.
Kill who with forks? Mountain Man?
This is very upsetting.
Chud I am not positive but am pretty sure that you are a lying whore.
Franz, how could you possibly know this about me? Did we ever date?
franz plus chud sitting in a tree. . .
i am jealous of their hostile love. bratty, are you twelve?
bratty is eleven,
I once skinned and ate a guinea pig on some rye toast. It tasted gamey.
I hear guinea pigs are tasty when stir fried with ginger and hot pepper.
I am in love with someone. His name is Satoshi. This is not a joke.
I thought it tasted like chicken.
that's for me to know and you to find out. You don't know anything twelve. nyah.
It tastes like Chud. Doesn't it, Franz?
bratty i am poking you in your bum. does it hurt?
Chud screwed me over royal. He was cheating on me with 3 different women at the same time. Don't trust him. You cannot trust him.
Helen, you are embarrassing me. Please come back to bed.
Franz you are the liar. I don't know who you are and I want you to stop slandering me.
Helen, I thought you still loved me.
HELEN!!! Get out of Satoshi's bed and come back to mine. Please!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!
I'm telling. PRISSY IS STICKING ME IN THE BUM!!!! Stop it.
What kind of sad soap opera have I walked in on? Who is whose?
what's Pug doing here? I thought Pug was banished.
NO FAIR BRATTY!!!!! DON'T TELL!!!!!!! I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY STEAK KNIFE!!!!
Prissy, back off or I will have my big puerto rican sister cut you.
I think one of their names is Lemmiwinks.
They are fugly.
ReplyDeleteKittens are cuter than guinea pigs, that's true. What color is your fur?
ReplyDeletePUG!!!!! Back away from kitten!!! She is innocent. You are devilish and oppressive. Do not address her again.
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhh, they look fresh and ready for insertion!
ReplyDeleteArt Superstar, you must STAY AWAY FROM THEM. Do you not comprehend me? No insertion. They will devour you from the inside out. Please obey me.
ReplyDeleteinsertion? blech.
ReplyDeleteThis is bad news about the pigs. I have been a fan of them for quite a while.
ReplyDeleteIt's truly bad news.
ReplyDeleteSqueamish, I totally agree. Let's kill him with forks.
ReplyDeleteKill who with forks? Mountain Man?
ReplyDeleteThis is very upsetting.
ReplyDeleteChud I am not positive but am pretty sure that you are a lying whore.
ReplyDeleteFranz, how could you possibly know this about me? Did we ever date?
ReplyDeletefranz plus chud sitting in a tree. . .
ReplyDeletei am jealous of their hostile love. bratty, are you twelve?
ReplyDeletebratty is eleven,
ReplyDeleteI once skinned and ate a guinea pig on some rye toast. It tasted gamey.
ReplyDeleteI hear guinea pigs are tasty when stir fried with ginger and hot pepper.
ReplyDeleteI am in love with someone. His name is Satoshi. This is not a joke.
ReplyDeleteI thought it tasted like chicken.
ReplyDeletethat's for me to know and you to find out. You don't know anything twelve. nyah.
ReplyDeleteIt tastes like Chud. Doesn't it, Franz?
ReplyDeletebratty i am poking you in your bum. does it hurt?
ReplyDeleteChud screwed me over royal. He was cheating on me with 3 different women at the same time. Don't trust him. You cannot trust him.
ReplyDeleteHelen, you are embarrassing me. Please come back to bed.
ReplyDeleteFranz you are the liar. I don't know who you are and I want you to stop slandering me.
ReplyDeleteHelen, I thought you still loved me.
ReplyDeleteHELEN!!! Get out of Satoshi's bed and come back to mine. Please!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!
ReplyDeleteI'm telling. PRISSY IS STICKING ME IN THE BUM!!!!
ReplyDeleteStop it.
What kind of sad soap opera have I walked in on? Who is whose?
ReplyDeletewhat's Pug doing here? I thought Pug was banished.
ReplyDeleteNO FAIR BRATTY!!!!! DON'T TELL!!!!!!! I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY STEAK KNIFE!!!!
ReplyDeletePrissy, back off or I will have my big puerto rican sister cut you.
ReplyDeleteI think one of their names is Lemmiwinks.
ReplyDelete