Thursday, June 23, 2005

St. Anthony Tortured By Devils

This is one of my favorite paintings ever. It was painted in 1423 by Sassetta. Not a very good image, but I just wanted to look at it today. Almost anything with wooden club torture, naughty devils, and snarling faces makes me smile. Beat him, devils! Beat him until he submits!

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59 comments:

Mountain Man said...

It is lovely, this torture in a barren landscape. The victim is calmly elsewhere, submitting to the badness. All is harmonious.

Anonymous said...

You are a sicko. But I like this painting.

sloth said...

this painting is astonishingly good, MM! The devils are gently and lovingly applying their atrocities. It is soothing.

Anonymous said...

sassetta likes to krunk it up!

Anonymous said...

Gentle atrocities are coming into and onto the calm ascetic. Poignant is the stiffness of his beard. Loving is the club action. Gray is gunlike and sallow but happy.

Anonymous said...

There is gore everywhere. I like the bloody gore. Gore is good.

Anonymous said...

what the?

Mountain Man said...

I agree Krix. What on earth.

Mountain Man said...

That French F***er stole my poodle pic idea. Damn. I guess it was not mine but still. Tarnation.

Anonymous said...

is crew koos Fabeebles in disguise?

sloth said...

He deserves the double-snake treatment.

Anonymous said...

ooops, I meant les fabeebles

Anonymous said...

MM, if Ned's had a celebrity poker invitational, who would you invite?

Mountain Man said...

Krix that is a wonderful question. I am ruminating. Let's see...

1. Alice Cooper
2. Animal from the Muppets
3. Bea Arthur
4. Chuck Woolery
5. Radha Mitchell (because there always has to be one babe and I have a crush on her)

I may want to have several simultaneous poker games going so I can invite more celebrities. This is fun.

Anonymous said...

What about Charles Nelson Reilley?

Mountain Man said...

Wait who is that again?

Mountain Man said...

Is he a babe?

Mountain Man said...

I forgot to specify that Bea Arthur would have to be topless.

Anonymous said...

charles Nelson Reiley was on Match game. he was a freak. a lovable freak.

http://krixfort.com/img/borring.gif

Mountain Man said...

Oh that guy. I spent many hours with him as a chld watching daytime tv. I miss bad game shows. I can't watch them now but I used to kind of love them. Especially reruns of older ones. There was one, hosted by Burt Convy, where everyone had to wear these horrible large earphones. I don't remember the name of it. I liked Card Sharks and the one where they said "Big Bucks...no whammy"

Mountain Man said...

I prefer the whammy to come though. Come on whammy. Get me.

fairy butler said...

how about Data from Star Trek? He seems like a poker champ, but he can't read the emotions and nuances of the players very well. This would lead to much hilarity.

Mountain Man said...

Yes Data would be good, especially sitting next to Animal.

fairy butler said...

Oh my God, that whammy game. It's so annoying but captivating. As a kid I really loved the Price is Right. Family Feud. How bout a tard family feud? think about that. or a tard reality show....

Anonymous said...

I bet Christopher Reeve would have been good at poker.

fairy butler said...

I will be hit by lightning later today.

fairy butler said...

yes, drastic, and he was always sitting around anyway.

Mountain Man said...

YES FB! Tard anything would be so wrong but so good. We are bad people.

The Price is Right was kind of the best one. I loved the showcase showdown. And that beeping wheel they would spin.

Mountain Man said...

Hall and Oates could just be one player. I would like that.

Anonymous said...

Bea Arthur's knockers are hot.

Mountain Man said...

I saw Corky on an airplane recently. Both on my way out and on my way in. He seemed good, highly functional, if a balding a little.

Anonymous said...

I also think that the Runaway Bride would be good at poker. Her eyes are very distracting.

Mountain Man said...

How about Rog from What's Happening. He could be good in the poker game. Or his little sister Dee. She might be better.

Anonymous said...

Ooooooooo Rog....your in trouble.

fairy butler said...

celebrity tard family feud?

Maybe we should ask Chaka to play poker too?

Mountain Man said...

Yes Chaka should definitely come. Good one, FB. Everyone with high foreheads should be in one game.

sloth said...

Don't invite Sleestack. He's a boor.

sloth said...

You need a celebrity dog playing poker... Spuds McKenzie, maybe?

Anonymous said...

celebrity dogs playing poker. Yes! Brilliant and inspired. There could be Lady, The Tramp, Benji, The shaggy DA, Spuds MacKenzie, Beatrice the temperamental weimeraner from Best in Show. Oh I'm sure there are more I can think of.

Goofy can not come. Whoever said goofy is a dog needs to get off the pipe. Goofy is not a dog, nor is he goofy.

Anonymous said...

I am satan on a good day!! :)

Anonymous said...

the infectation is spreading. we are all doomed.

fairy butler said...

hp, where is your wineskin?

Anonymous said...

I...I..(cough,cough)...think I am dying...

fairy butler said...

i am taking the silver pouch out of my box of wine to make it more portable. I will keep it in the overhead compartment with straws dangling for consumption - one for me and one for guests. no one will guess what is going on.

sloth said...

Oh, wouldn't that be great: "In case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, a straw will descend from above you. It will provide you with a constant flow of the booze of your choice."

Anonymous said...

now I am snorting/laughing. sorry FB. I am not like the snorter.

Mountain Man said...

I have hunks of the jerkied beef stuck between my teeth. My tongue will not stay in my mouth, I cannot understand this.

Mountain Man said...

My beard is blackened from the dirts of the city. I am a trampoline for pigeons and bugs. My nose continues its dripping patterns on my chin.

Anonymous said...

I am swollen from eating too much soda and snickers. I will not stop my consumptions.

Anonymous said...

Horst is beyond repair. However I am willing to help whoever else needs fixing. I have an array of tools that I can wield upon any of you.

Mountain Man said...

I could use a good fixing on my groin area. It is not exactly broken, but palpated and trashy.

Anonymous said...

Grayness is my anti-oxidant. Some say that the leaky boat is a danger to self but I have witnessed its friendliness in relation to the shores. I am still adrift, still wanting, still consumed by sadness without reason.

Anonymous said...

yes mm. why?

Mountain Man said...

There was no party. Just a raptoring, a snarling, a roping of the region. As though there was a rodeo taking place there. It was uncomfortable and induced by nothing. I blush.

Anonymous said...

That sounds suspicious. Were you lassoing yourself? I think you were, naughty boy.

Mountain Man said...

Ok, I admit, it was induced by the treacherous Mr. Dank. I did not want to reveal it. There was a loosening of morals that occurred in my bedroom just now.

Mountain Man said...

I feel soiled.

Mountain Man said...

oh oh oh thanks hammy.

Mountain Man said...

I am working through my gender confusion identity pathway issues.