Thursday, March 24, 2005

GREETINGS FROM MOUNTAIN MAN.

Hi world! I am so pleasant to the universe. I am the triumph of tomorrow! I have a tingle in my bingo. The friendliness of the flowers have opened up to me!

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

welcome to the world of tomorrow!

Anonymous said...

MM, your positivity is astounding! I would like some of that to rub off on me. Don't take that the wrong way.

Mountain Man said...

I liked to be rubbed. What do you mean about the wrong way?

krixfort said...

so anyway, did you know that I saw Beth in her renaissance fair outfit last night. I don't think I was hallucinating. She was with a bald midget and a circus seal. They were trying to negotiate the the turnstyle at the 8th avenue L stop but the seal seemed to be afraid of the metal bar.

Anonymous said...

I love a good zoloft and jamesons coktail myself. Throw in a little xanax for good measure. and maybe a percocet.

Anonymous said...

i want to rub you.

Anonymous said...

horace, you want to rub Mountain Man? You are ambiguous. Is that your personality type?

Mountain Man said...

debunker. Take the zoloft. I'm forcing you. If you like me you will.

krixfort. you did see her. the only problem is that it was not a seal. It was a donkey. She cannot fully meet my manly needs and I require some extra. That is understandable I think.

Mountain Man said...

I want to rub EVERYTHING! I rub the car, the bus, the desk! I LOVE IT!! AND I LOVE EVERYONE!

Anonymous said...

I require that you not rub against me. It is against my principles.

Anonymous said...

I doubt you saw me. What color was my cloak yesterday?

Mountain Man said...

My wine skin is full. I am suckling.

Mountain Man said...

Are you fragile within or without?

Mountain Man said...

I like breaking stuff. You are hard to resist debunker. Do you have breasts?

Mountain Man said...

or are you a man?

Mountain Man said...

I like rubbing so that's okay too.

Mountain Man said...

debunker, don't i know you from the pit?

Mountain Man said...

What happened to you as a child, debunker? What turned you flacid?

Anonymous said...

Debunker what are your attributes? Do you suck candy?

Anonymous said...

a tail, i see. is it furry?

Mountain Man said...

do you mean you have to poo?

Anonymous said...

I know a remedy for debunker. If you attempt the toad in a fashion of the ignorant, your ineptitude will be forgiven. Stretch your teacup so to speak.

Anonymous said...

I have a unusually curving back that really needs stretching. Can I use this procedure too? I am in constant pain.

Anonymous said...

Poo is cleansing from the perspective of the initiated. The cleansing enema with spanking of poo stick is a cure all.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe you need to love. All you need is the remedies.

Anonymous said...

Do you have children, PD?

Anonymous said...

you sound mutant.

Anonymous said...

Fill me up with liquid.

Anonymous said...

love and solemnity are a constant. I would like to take debunker to a meeting at the masons. He needs stretching.

Anonymous said...

But that's not fair to everyone else. Why does he/she get to go. I think he's a boy.

Anonymous said...

You don't need love to procreate. I have three disgusting sons from a loveless marriage. I don't care about them. I have other people in my life to love.

Mountain Man said...

I think you are a boy too PD. You have a whiff of the stick about you.

Anonymous said...

Why don't we meet up and throw stuff sometime? I know you want to be positive, but I think you would rather hurt things. Admit it.

Mountain Man said...

May I see them? I love pendulous breasts. They are fragrant as the wind.

Anonymous said...

I have the goods. I have the stick and the softs. PD is lying. I saw his stick at the truck stop.

Anonymous said...

I saw the stick.

Anonymous said...

This is silliness. I recommend meditation and wipping for the rambling fools. Is there sex, drugs and gambling involved in this. Are you driving poor preggers PD into despair?

Mountain Man said...

I am getting ready to nestle. I am getting ready to get real close. I have a fistful of downers.

Mountain Man said...

Do you like to be tied into funny positions?

Anonymous said...

This is recomended.

Anonymous said...

PD is fun.

Anonymous said...

What did his stick look like?

Mountain Man said...

why not? Can beth join in?

Mountain Man said...

I promise, no love. I can do it.

Mountain Man said...

Beth may not be able to help herself.

Mountain Man said...

we fall in love easily. But we rub earnestly. PLEASE JOIN! Zoloft for all!

Mountain Man said...

PD you are cooky. I don't like your name much though.

Anonymous said...

What is the problem? Do you fall in love easily or not easily? I'm totally confused.

Mountain Man said...

I am ready to tie. I have my ropes. I have downers to tease you with.

Mountain Man said...

We fall in love easily. I have more control than Beth. Beth is slow.

Anonymous said...

puker get out of my way.

Anonymous said...

I will win her over with my jargon. Do you think I'm sexy?

Anonymous said...

eschew love and practice grace and hemmoidal treatments

Mountain Man said...

i do not like the looks of you post modernist. I can barely handle PD. Why do you bring such terms into the freedom of fantasy?

Anonymous said...

I have a yeast infection.

Mountain Man said...

You cannot debunk me you filthy whore!!! Heel!!!! (that was just for fun)

Mountain Man said...

I hate that when I click on your name it does not go to a blog. WHY do you not have a blog? PD????

Mountain Man said...

PD I would like to see a pic of you nude.

Anonymous said...

PostmodernDebunker, you're my kinda he/she!

Do you think you might have time to swing over my way after you're through with MM's household?

Beth, that's a trick question. You know it was green.

Mountain Man said...

Filthy whore!!! I just like to say it sometimes.

Anonymous said...

How did you meet Beth MM?

Mountain Man said...

we met at a parade i think. actually i can't remember. my breath stinks of skippy super chunk.