Wednesday, February 23, 2005

IS IT ME OR IS IT SIMON?

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32 comments:

Mountain Man said...

Who wants to give me a sponge bath?

Anonymous said...

i do! I have salty pork bath for you

Anonymous said...

Can I join you in the bath? I don't shed too much.

Anonymous said...

me too, I taste great!

Anonymous said...

with all that pork floating around you should save the broth. Make a soup!

Mountain Man said...

I always save the broth after I bathe.

Anonymous said...

Where is my friend Lupus today? I still have a bra full of potato salad. Maybe that would taste good in the broth too. I don't use that much mayo.

Anonymous said...

Can we read books to each other in the bath?

Anonymous said...

books and sex
mmmmmm.........

krixfort said...

yes. I could marinate all day. . .

All day marination.

Anonymous said...

I have been afraid to come back since the starch incident. I haven't seen starch back on since my error in judgment. Perhaps I am a buzzkill, but I am wondering about hygiene in this bath.

Anonymous said...

I have a girl crush on Krixfort. Are you a demon? A chimerical being from the underworld?

krixfort said...

I am Kristine. I am pure evil.

Anonymous said...

I am evil too. But I smell like potato salad.

Anonymous said...

STOP PLAYING AROUND. GET OUT OF THE BATH AND WORK. LABOR WITHOUT ART IS FUTILITY. ART WITHOUT LABOR IS USELESSNESS.

krixfort said...

spank it, spanky.

Mountain Man said...

I am working on my tower of toast!! I am working!!! I WORK!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I ASK YOU MM, HOW DOES A TOAST TOWER BENEFIT SOCIETY? ARE YOU BUILDING THIS UNDER YOUR DESK AT WORK OR IS THIS JOB A SHAM. ARE YOU UNEMPLOYED?

krixfort said...

should be fresh. you went light on the mayo right?

Mountain Man said...

OK I'm not working on my toast tower right now. But I was working on it earlier. I have a job but barely. I am practically unempoyable. It is a miracle I haven't been fired. I don't know how to benefit society. Thanks for making me feel like chow.

Anonymous said...

My salad is continually replenishing itself in my magical bra. I don't use much mayo, that's true. I can't believe I am getting to talk to my 2 great loves, Krixfort and Lupus, at the same time. I am blissful. I feel no shame today.

Anonymous said...

a nation of marination
bathtoys made of potato salad
and bigger bank accounts
that is what we all need

Anonymous said...

I am ready to have a ritual.

Anonymous said...

Good Lupus, because that would hurt my dirty pillows.

krixfort said...

what's even better than a ritual?

Ritual Haiku of course.

Potato Salad.
Enjoyed with friends of Mountain
Man. Lupus abounds.

Anonymous said...

This is nightmarish, in a good way.

Anonymous said...

Nice Krixfort. Now let me smother you with Necklace's dirty pillows. Don't take that the wrong way.

krixfort said...

Is that a gag order?

Anonymous said...

That is a complicated question. Sure, it would be fun to gag you, but not because I want you to stop speaking or writing haiku. I love haiku.

Anonymous said...

Krixfort wants to gag. That's what's fun about her.

krixfort said...

okay. you can gag me. Gag me with toast.

Anonymous said...

With a few hairs from hairy back's back.