Monday, February 28, 2005

Blight

The facts do not add up to anything resembling truth. My ankles are wobbling. My hair is disheveled from lack of awareness and self-hatred. My teeth are straight and white, lined up like piano keys. I want to learn how to style my hair in a bun.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many teets do you have, bunbun?

Mountain Man said...

I am not a bun bun. I have zero teets.

Anonymous said...

go away tang you are making everyone feel weird.

Anonymous said...

why you harshing tang's vibe? i bet tang is nice like tang.

Anonymous said...

wow tanghater
just making a joke on a misspelling
lighten the blight
and yeah I am sweet, puff baby
but it ain't like the drink

Anonymous said...

dear tang,

how are you? ok? fair-to-middlin? i hope you are ok. for real i do. do you like seashells? i do.

cheers,

k a

Anonymous said...

I am having a terrible time. This post is familiar to me, emotional wise.

Anonymous said...

Beetles crawl upon me. I would like to have a bun hairdo too.

Anonymous said...

I am so not myself. I am thinner than usual.

Anonymous said...

This is confusing. I hate things. Like people mostly.

Anonymous said...

mm, you are something fierce and terrible all over town. where were you today? you seemed less involved? is this a downturn in the blog? please say it isn't so.

Mountain Man said...

tang, thanks for the heads up on the spelling error. you will notice that teet has been changed to teeth. it's hard to be so stupid.

Anonymous said...

Mountain Man
Baby Cakes
You know it was only a little friendly jibe, right?
I am only here to make you happy, since you spend so much time trying to make us happy or, at the very least, interested in this ridiculous world we live in. No Worries. No one thinks you are stupid.

Kool aid
I love sea shells. I live by the beach. I love strawberry kool aid too.

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